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He Called David Gilmour’s Guitar “Worthless” — Ozzy Osbourne’s Response Left Him Speechless D

October 16th, 2018. That Tuesday morning, on a quiet side street off Sunset Boulevard, two men were going to walk through the door of a small luthier’s workshop 10 minutes apart. And the owner of the workshop, 26-year-old Connor Ellis, would have closed the shop and gone home if he had known who either of them was beforehand.

The first was David Gilmour, the founder of Pink Floyd. He had a tired 1950s Martin acoustic in his hand, his father’s guitar, and he wanted to have it repaired. The second was Ozzy Osbourne, the legendary Black Sabbath frontman. He had booked an appointment on the same street for his own SG. Connor wouldn’t recognize the first one, and he wouldn’t recognize the second.

To him, anything older than himself belonged in a museum, not in his workshop. And that morning, Connor Ellis was going to have everything he thought he knew about his craft taken apart and laid out in front of him, piece by piece. The workshop was small, no more than 300 square feet. As soon as you walked in, there was a long wooden bench on the right with a soldering iron, a micrometer, and a few open toolkits sitting on it.

Along the left wall, shelves were stacked with guitar neck blanks. Connor was listening to a classical jazz piece on KCRW’s morning program when the small brass bell above the door rang. A man of 72 walked in. A thin navy sweater, gray wool trousers, old leather shoes. He was carrying a black guitar case that was clearly very old.

The man glanced around for a moment, then walked slowly towards the bench. Connor watched him while running through a quick assessment in his head. An elderly English retiree, probably a tourist. It was the kind of thing that happened in this neighborhood now and then. The man stopped in front of the bench, slid his hands into the pockets of his sweater, and said in a quiet voice, “Good morning.

I was hoping for a consultation, a neck reset on a guitar.” Connor nodded and gestured for him to set the case down. The man carefully unzipped it. What came out was an early 1950s Martin acoustic, a warm, dark, brown natural sunburst, a fretboard polished smooth by years of use, a patina on the top from more than 50 years of life that time had oxidized and lit from within.

The neck had a clear downward bow where it met the body, the classic damage caused by years of string tension working on the wood. After setting the guitar on the bench, the man took a step back, slid his hands into his pockets again, and waited in silence. Then he added in a soft voice, “This guitar was my father’s.

He gave it to me when I was 14. It’s been with me ever since he died. I’m doing a few recording sessions this week, and I want to play one song on this guitar, but the neck isn’t really playable anymore. Would a reset be possible?” Connor pulled the guitar across the bench. He picked it up, weighed it in his hand, examined the neck from the side, looked at the bottom of the body.

He glanced at the brand label, the serial number, the internal acoustic bracing structure. For about 2 minutes, he didn’t say a word, only inspected. Then he set the guitar slowly back down on the bench and looked up at the man’s face. “Sir,” he said, his voice carrying a strange mixture of professional courtesy and craftsman’s arrogance, “I need to be very honest with you.

The neck reset on this guitar will run about $3,000. Labor, materials, the disassembly, the fret work, the calibration, all included. But frankly, and I don’t take any pleasure in saying this, the guitar isn’t worth that kind of money.” The man raised his eyebrows slightly, but said nothing.

Connor went on, his voice more confident now. This is a 1950s Martin, yes, but a lower tier model. The spruce top has dryness damage, two of the internal braces are loose, and the bridge plate underneath is barely holding together. Even if you spend $3,000 and get this guitar repaired, what you’ll end up with is still an old, still a tired instrument.

If you compared it in studio recordings, and you said you wanted to play a song on it, its tone, its sustain, its dynamic range wouldn’t come anywhere near a modern instrument. No expression changed on the man’s face. His eyes fixed on the bench only paused for a moment on the guitar’s weathered top before returning to Connor.

Connor stepped out from behind the bench, took one of his own guitars down from the wall, and held it out to the man. Look, let me suggest a few alternatives. This is a model I built myself. Carbon fiber reinforced neck, completely stable against humidity changes, won’t warp for years. The bridge system is micro adjustable.

You can calibrate the intonation of each string individually. The sustain is double this Martin’s, the frequency response is far flatter and more balanced. $5,000. For the same money you’d get a brand new instrument, and you’d never have a single maintenance issue for the rest of your life. The man didn’t take the guitar.

He only looked at it from where he stood. Connor read the silence as hesitation and started speaking faster. Or, he said, I could recommend a Taylor 814CE, $4,800. With the second generation expression system pickup, you wouldn’t even need a microphone in the studio. Or a Collings, a little more expensive, but it blends vintage tone with modern engineering.

The tuning stability is perfect, the projection extraordinary. Put this Martin aside, hang it on the wall as a keepsake, save it for your children or something, but the instrument you take into a studio shouldn’t be this. I’d stake my life on it.” The old man’s hands tightened in the pockets of his sweater, then loosened.

There was still no anger on his face, only a very old kind of tiredness. Then he raised his head slightly and his voice came out soft again, but this time there was something else in it. “My father used to play songs on this guitar for me when I was a child. 12 years after his death, I still can’t bring myself to play those songs on anything else.

That’s where the value of this instrument lies, son, not in its tone.” Connor didn’t know what to do with that sentence. He was about to mutter something like, “Yes, of course, sentimental value matters.” When the bell above the workshop door rang again. The second man who walked in was an unexpected sight this time.

Close to 70, round black-rimmed glasses, longish brown hair falling over his shoulders, a black sweater and worn black jeans. A guitar case over one shoulder, a small bag of candy in his other hand. The man stepped inside, glanced around for a moment, then walked towards the bench with slightly unsteady steps. There was an indescribable mix on his face, tiredness, mischief, and honest curiosity.

In a Birmingham accent, he said to Connor behind the bench, “Sorry, mate. I brought an SG in for a bridge setup. My wife, Sharon, booked the appointment over the phone, 10:00 this morning. Whether I’m late or early, I haven’t got a clue.” Connor glanced quickly at his appointment book, then at the clock.

It was 9:30. “You’re half an hour early. You can wait if you’d like.” He said in a slightly tense voice. Then he turned to apologize to the first man who was still standing on the other side of the bench, but he stopped before he could open his mouth. Because the first man, the moment he saw the second one, had a faint smile on his face for the first time that morning.

The second man noticed him, too. They looked at each other for a moment. Both nodded slightly. They didn’t speak, just glances. The kind of look exchanged by two people who had known each other for a lifetime, but had rarely crossed paths. Connor watched this silent greeting and felt an uneasy stir inside him because these two old men knew each other from somewhere.

And he didn’t know it yet, but within the next hour, everything he thought he knew about his craft was going to come unraveled, piece by piece, around that old guitar sitting on the bench. The second man, the one with the Birmingham accent, saw the Martin acoustic on the bench. His eyes lingered on it for a moment, but he said nothing.

Then he turned his head toward David and with an honest curiosity asked, “What’s going on here, mate? I wasn’t expecting to find you on Sunset Boulevard at this hour of the morning, standing next to that old thing.” David tilted his head with a small smile. “I’m doing a recording session two blocks from here this week.

I brought my father’s old Martin in for a neck reset.” Then he gestured slightly toward Connor with his head, no edge in his voice. “The young gentleman told me the guitar wasn’t worth the cost. He just started recommending a modern model when you walked through the door.” Ozzie slowly turned his head toward Connor, his eyebrows tightening a little, but what showed in his eyes was more bewilderment than anything else.

“A modern model?” Ozzie said, pausing on the words for a moment as if he were hearing the phrase for the first time in his life. Then he took another step closer to the Martin, brought the back of his hand close to its body, but didn’t touch it. “Tell me, David, mate.” he said, no rush in his voice. “Where’s this guitar from? It’s been a long time since I’ve seen you take it out of that case.

” David moved a step closer to the bench, touched the neck of the guitar lightly with his hand, then drew back. His voice was soft, but coming from somewhere deeper now, his words this time directed not at Connor, but at Aussie. “My father was a doctor,” he said, “an academic who worked in genetics, not a musician.

He’d probably learned 10 chords in his entire life. But in the evenings, before I went to sleep, he’d come to my room, sit in the chair, and pick up this guitar. He’d play Goodnight Irene or some silly thing like Polly Wolly Doodle. He’d start laughing the moment he sang it, and so would I.” David paused for a moment, pulled the sleeves of his sweater up toward his elbows, then went on.

“He gave me this guitar when I was 14. David,” he said, “I can’t play anything, but maybe you’ll do something with it.” “I learned my first chords on this guitar, my first song, the first song of my first band. I took it with me when I left Cambridge for London, and today, I want to record a song I wrote for him, one I’ve never played for anyone, on this instrument, this week, in the studio.

” Aussie hadn’t said a single word the whole time the story was being told. He finally lifted his eyes from the Martin and slowly nodded, as if settling the weight of something onto his shoulders. “I see,” he said in a low voice. “I see now.” Connor was still standing motionless behind the bench, not knowing what to say.

Aussie was quiet for a moment, and when he started talking again, his words were turned to David, but this time meant for Connor to hear as well. “I’ve got something like that, too, mate. I know what you mean. That SG in the case by the door, Tony gave it to me years ago. Both of us were broke back then. That guitar was expensive for him, but he told me to have something on stage with you, and I never let it go.

” Then he turned his head toward Connor, his voice a little lower, but closer. “I don’t play, of course. I should say that, son. Over 50 years I’ve smashed dozens of them on stage, thrown them, bought them, given them away, but I’ve never struck a proper chord in my life. People are always surprised when they hear it.

But I know what instruments mean, because Tony’s SG sat in the middle of the dressing room every time I had to go on stage, and I’d take one look at it before I went out. Without that look, I couldn’t have gone Ozzy paused once more, his eyes catching on one of the four carbon fiber guitars on Connor’s wall, then coming back to Connor.

His voice was a little firmer now. “So, you looked at this man’s guitar and said, ‘It’s not worth it.’ Son, now if you were to tell me about that SG I just mentioned, ‘Ozzy, let’s get you a carbon fiber neck, micro-adjustable new model, far more consistent in tone.’ Mate, do you know what I’d say to you? Connor couldn’t speak.

He shook his head. Ozzy smiled faintly, but his eyes were serious. “I’d tell you, tonal consistency doesn’t make the man playing it consistent, son. Stories do. I don’t know how to play a guitar, but I know that. You know how to build one, but you don’t know that.” Connor’s face turned bright red. He opened his mouth, but couldn’t say a thing.

Where his hand was resting on the bench, his fingers tightened, then loosened again. In that moment, Connor had begun to piece together, one fragment at a time, every sentence the two old men had said. The first one had been called Ozzy, and what’s more, he’d mentioned his Tony. The second one had said Cambridge.

The first song of the first band, Leaving for London, an academic father, a song he’d never played. Connor looked at the Martin on the bench, then at the familiar face behind the Birmingham accent man’s glasses, then at the gray-blue eyes of the man with the Cambridge tone. Oh my god. He whispered. But his voice didn’t fully come out. Only his lips moved.

Then he added a little more audibly, almost stammering. Are you Mr. Gilmore? Pink Floyd? The man with the Cambridge tone, David Gilmore, nodded slightly. But there was no particular expression on his face. No pride, no condescension. Just a confirmation. Connor turned and looked at Aussie.

Aussie gave him that classic crooked smile of his. And I’m the other one, yeah. Aussie. Sharon’s going to come pick me up in a bit. Can we sort this thing out before then, mate? Connor’s face turned red, then pale, then red again. The guitar whose $3,000 restoration he had refused was an heirloom from David Gilmore’s father.

An instrument Ozzy Osbourne had just stood beside and listened to the story of. Mr. Gilmore, I he began. Then the words caught in his throat. I didn’t recognize you. I never thought someone like you would walk into my workshop. I was only looking at it technically. David Gilmore raised his hand slightly and cut him off. No, don’t blame yourself.

He said, his voice still carrying the same softness. You were doing your job. You were just looking at your job from only one side of it. Aussie joined in. His voice a touch softer this time. You learned something today, son. That’s enough. Wood, glue, frequency, sustain, you know all of it.

From now on you’ll listen to the stories a bit, too. The rest of the craft will come on its own. Connor lifted the guitar carefully off the bench, took it in his hands, and ran his fingers along the downward bow of the neck. Then he raised his head and looked at David Gilmore. Mr. Gilmore, a full neck reset would take at least a week.

Removing the neck, resetting the angle, re-gluing it, the fretwork. It’s serious work, but I can do something for you today. I can set the truss rod to zero relief, change the strings, redo the nut and saddle setup. It’s not a full restoration, but it’ll make the guitar playable in the studio. I can have it ready in an hour or two, and we’ll start the full job a week from now.

He paused for a moment, then added, “I’m not charging. Not for this session.” David Gilmour tilted his head slightly. “Take your fee.” he said calmly. “I respect your craft, and I’m grateful to you for today.” Ozzy glanced at the clock on the wall, then pulled out his phone and sent Sharon a quick message.

“Mate, you go ahead and do your work. David and I will grab something to drink around here. You finish up, then the three of us will head to the studio together. I’ll leave my SG for next week. No worries. This is more important today.” An hour later, when Connor placed the guitar into the soft black case and stepped out the door, he looked at his workshop as if seeing it for the first time.

He saw that the four carbon fiber guitars he had built were still hanging there on the wall. He stepped closer to one of them for a moment, then stopped and examined his own work with a new eye. Perfect wood, perfect acoustics, and none of them carried a life inside. Ozzy and David were waiting at the door.

The three of them stepped out onto the street together. The studio really was two blocks away. A small but professional recording space on the top floor of an old print shop building. It was the first time Connor had walked beside two rock legends. No one on the street recognized them.

Three men, one the voice of Pink Floyd, one the voice of Black Sabbath, one a 26-year-old luthier, walked in silence. In the main recording room of the studio, under dim lights, David Gilmour sat on a stool. He took the Martin acoustic into his lap, felt the strings with his fingers, tuned it. The microphone was in front of him.

Ozzie and Connor watched from behind the glass of the control room. The engineer nodded to David and the recording began. Silence first, then David’s fingers touched the strings. When the first chord filled the room, Connor held his breath. This guitar, this old loose braced dryness damaged Martin he had called worthless, was turning the air of the room into something else.

The sound was warm with a wooden heart in its deep frequencies, carrying a character no modern instrument could imitate. David began to sing, his voice as soft as the guitar. The song was short, simple, but every note of it was something a father had given to his son. Connor’s eyes welled up, but he didn’t cry.

Ozzie rested his head against the glass and listened in silence. When the song ended, neither Ozzie nor Connor spoke. The engineer’s voice came over the speaker, trembling. The take is good. David rose from the stool, held the guitar in his lap for a moment, then placed it back into the soft black case.

A year later, in October 2019, the four carbon fiber guitars on the wall of that small workshop were no longer there. Connor had put them away in storage. In their place hung seven vintage guitars, a 1939 Gibson J-35, a 1956 Fender Telecaster, a 1962 Martin D-28, and the others. All of them carried the life stories of their previous owners, all of them instruments Connor had meticulously restored.

On the bench, in plain sight, sat a small framed note. Inside it was a single line in handwriting. Wood ages, but does a story age? That’s for you to decide, son. Below it, a single initial, O. That song David Gilmour wrote for his father was never released on any album. David recorded it only once, on that day, with that guitar, and it stayed in the archive.