Michael Jackson Being Hilariously Savage for 8 Minutes Straight!
Just do it again without the just the negative thing that you don’t like the tour. Just give I don’t like it though. I know, but you see this is ; through hell. What I’m setting up though, I don’t understand. I go through hell tour. Okay, then I’ll make it positive then. ; Yeah, it’s just Action, Michael. I loved the tour. You guys want to Whatever you do, don’t ask the King of Pop about getting older. You’re getting close to your 40th birthday. How is it the the way you feel
about music? I did not circle that question. ; I’m sorry. Sibling rivalry exists even at the Grammys. Also, I’d like to thank all my brothers who I love very dearly. All of including Jermaine. ; [applause] ; One of the rarest sights was Michael’s marriage to Lisa Marie Presley. During this interview, the tension was palpable when the subject of a music collaboration came up and Michael’s reaction was priceless. Would you like to sing with me? ; sing? I don’t sing. I I did sing, but that’s
not why I married Michael. Um I don’t need that. That’s ridiculous. If I wanted it I mean I’m not going to marry someone for a recording career just to clear that up as well. Um What? I stopped. Michael wouldn’t let a boring crowd ruin a moment. If he felt a speaker didn’t get enough love, he’d essentially conduct the audience until the volume met his standards. and economic development. ; [applause] ; That wasn’t loud enough. Because he was too famous to shop,
Michael’s friends rented out an entire grocery store and filled it with actors just so he could experience the thrill of a normal life. I went I went shopping. It was great. Michael knew his good side. He was notoriously picky about camera angles, often stopping production to demand a shot that made him look exactly how he wanted. ; like that angle. I like this one. ; [laughter] ; How close are you? I don’t know. Pretty close. Or can you see chest? I can see right about where your Nike is.
What a schmuck. Back up. Sometimes Michael had to remind interviewers that they weren’t on his level. Do you include common musical phrases in your songs that you write? Common musical phrases? Do you know what that means? Yeah, but I don’t know if if you know what it means. East Indians. I think they’re really beautiful. And the darker they are, the more beautiful. Theo, excuse me. Can you close that door? Your voice is very irritating. I know. I HATE TO SCREAM. THE POLICE PULLED HIM OUT. DID YOU SEE
THAT? WHAT WAS HE DOING? He was doing the Jackson dance. He was doing all my Every time he starts, they police pull him out. Every time. Steve Harvey learned the hard way that Michael can’t do low-key. I said, “Mike, I’mma come pick you up and we can go to church.” I said, “Mike, did you tell anybody you was going to church?” “Oh, no, I wanted it to be a secret.” I said, “Okay, cool.” We get down. People all on the side where “Michael!” I’m going, “What
the hell?” I said, “Mike, I thought I told you to not tell nobody.” “I never opened my mouth.” This ass rolled the window down. People was reaching in and grabbing his clothes off. “Oh, yeah. They’re pulling me in. ; [laughter] ; Yeah, I said, ‘Roll your window up.'” ; [screaming] ; SHUT UP ALL THAT WHINING. “MIKE, CAN ROLL YOUR WINDOW UP.” DURING a look-alike contest, the producers tried to sneak the real Michael onto the
stage. Michael couldn’t keep a straight face long enough to pull off the prank. Will the real Michael Jackson please stand forward? ; [laughter] ; My name is Michael Jackson. My name is Michael Jackson. Michael was famously generous to a point. Chris Tucker realized that if he complimented Michael’s TV, he’d just give it to him. But when Chris tried the same trick with a Rolls-Royce, he got a reality check. ; I was just complimenting a a flat screen TV he had and he gave it to me. I was
like, “Michael, give I didn’t want the TV. But then the black came out of me. I started liking everything after that. I said, “Mike, I like that Rolls-Royce. That’s a bad Rolls-Royce. Not the old one, the new Rolls-Royce right here.” He was like, “You like it, Chris?” I said, “Yeah, I like it.” He said, “You sure you like it?” I said, “Yeah, I like it.” He said, “Well, you better go buy one cuz I ain’t giving you my Rolls-Royce.” Chris Tucker has the best
stories. He once took Michael to the movies. hard because Michael got to sneak in the movie right before it start. So, Michael coming in like with a ninja suit on. He’s hiding in all black. All of a sudden, I’m sitting there with a “Where’s Michael?” And then I turn around, he’s like, “Hey, Chris.” I’M LIKE, “OH, MAN.” ; [laughter] ; HOW LONG YOU BEEN HERE? FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. I’M SORRY. He’s the loudest person in there. Really? Yeah, he’s watching THE
MOVIE LIKE I SAID, “MICHAEL, WOULD YOU SIT UP SO PEOPLE SEE YOU?” ; [laughter] ; I’M SORRY. IT WAS FUNNY, CHRIS. YEAH. Eddie Murphy recalls a moment where Michael treated him like an assistant. ; First, I’d like to thank um Could you lift that up, please? I don’t ; [laughter] ; I can’t lift it. Eddie, I need you to help. It ain’t working. Go like bend that. First, I’d like to thank um He’s there. Eddie, pull it up like I was
working for him. It was And I started to do it, too. I was like, “Yes, Mike.” Wait, what am I GOING TO DO? ; [cheering] [cheering] ; EVEN MJ GETS BORED AT WEDDINGS. This footage shows him seconds away from an eye roll during the vows and his reaction to the kiss is pure comedy. I cannot think of living life without you. And I love you forever. He might have been a global icon, but Michael loved juicy gossip as much as anyone. Seeing him lean in to hear the tea proves he was human after all. I
know your uncle Lawrence. Yes, of course. ; we dated in high school? ; [laughter] ; I got to get my cousin to hear that. The stories about Bubbles the Chimp are legendary. ; ever get to meet Bubbles? The chimp? ; Yeah, you know I met Bubbles, but Bubbles ; [laughter] ; Michael had like a big like a real zoo at his house. He had a facility thing that was so big that giraffes was walking around in it like the ; [laughter] ; So, yeah, it was huge. And Bubbles had
gotten too old. And Bubbles was in a cage like tripping like A AND Michael’s like, “Don’t go near the cage.” ; [laughter] ; Mike Tyson actually hated Michael Jackson for years. It all started with a first meeting where Michael acted like he didn’t have a clue who the heavyweight champion was. ; Don Golden Don give Michael Jackson the peace sign like this. Okay. Right. And then so Michael give Don the peace sign. And so I give Michael the peace sign and
Michael put his hand down. Right. ; And I’m but I’m missing that. I I’m saying, “But in a way I said that he played me.” And I I said, “No, he didn’t play me.” I said, “Let me just go and meet Mike.” He shot the record undisputed champion everything. A month ago, right? Yeah. ; Everybody go all over me in the dressing room, right? He was just waiting by the door and he go, “Where do I know you from? I know you from somewhere. I don’t know
how.” And I said, “No, I used to fight.” And he he just broke my ear. He crushed me. Yeah. ; “No, I used to fight. Pleased to meet you.” He said, “You okay?” And he got up and went in the car. I said, “That cold mother So, I hated [laughter] his guts forever, man. And one day Rodney Jenkins was working with him, right? ; All right. And he said, “Yo, man, come see Mike.” I said, “Fuck that. I don’t want to see him.” dissed me, man. He
played me. He made me look like a [ __ ] in front of all those people. Mhm. He said, “Nah, man, he’s cool, man. Mike asked for you.” He said, “Mike, he asked for you, man.” I said, “Really?” Damn. I said, “Okay, I’m coming. I’ll be over there, right?” And when I when I met him at his house, then I learned to respect him. I know he was I know he was a player. Watching Michael Jackson shop was like watching a kid at a dollar store. Except every item cost $50,000.
He’d just point at statues and furniture and say those three famous words. Hi. What are these? Uh-huh. What about this one? This one? About midnight. This one? How about this table? These? Yes. This table? Yes. These? Michael got to sneak in the movie right before it start. So, Michael coming in like with a ninja suit on. He’s hiding in all black. All of a sudden, I’m sitting there with a “Where’s Michael?” And then I turn around, he’s like, “Hey, Chris.” I’M LIKE, “OH, MAN.”
; [laughter] ; HOW LONG YOU BEEN HERE? FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. I’m sorry.
