Looks like it’s not just the two boys. ; Can I just come in barefoot? ; You uh ; put your shoes on just so ; Oh my god. But wait, so we have to like pretend? ; We don’t have to. ; We should. ; Oh, no. It’s fine. I want to do it. ; I see both sides. ; Or should it just open? ; Hi, guys. ; Hey, [laughter] ; here. Okay.
So, Chuck, we’re going to go do it. You want us to do the knock thing? ; You’re crazy. ; We want you guys. ; What does Chuck want? ; I don’t know. I would have just kept it going and all this is being I would include all this. We should ; You know what you said? So it’s not going to be real. It is real. It’s already started. We’re in. COME ON.
HELLO. HEY. ; NO. I WANT TO DO THE KNOCK. Let’s do the knock. ; Okay. ; Yeah. Let’s do the knock. ; I disagree. I agree with Benny. ; I think we should do the knock as an option in case we want to not pretend. This should be ; unlocked. I make it undone. I want to be able to throw it off. ; So, you’re not going to knock? ; I think I’m going to jump in.
Walk from the outside. ; Okay. Okay. No, we’re not walking from the outside. ; Just do it. No. ; Walk from down the street. ; Okay. How many seconds? ; 30. 30. ; So, ; is there anybody you want to talk about that’s not here? ; No. ; Just kidding. [laughter] ; Give me a kiss. ; I love you. ; I don’t like to gossip, but I do think that gossiping made us human.
Didn’t I say this to you? ; You did. This is the second time you said something like this to me. ; IS THIS HAPPENING? YAY. [cheering and screaming] ; OH MY GOD, GUYS. It’s a surprise. ; HELLO. OH, how are you? ; It’s the four best friends that are I would have just done it real time. ; Honestly, ; I finally have a girl with me.
; I want us to see the craziest people that have DM’d you. ; So funny. ; There’s no such thing as dumb questions. Is it weird that our husbands go to the bathroom together? ; Who do you think could fight better out of you two? ; Selena. ; Should we do an arm wrestle? One. ; Two. ; Oh my god.
; Three. Friend. ; That’s it. ; Yep. I was thinking about this today. Would you be jealous if in a movie Dave like ; like who’s the hottest who’s the hottest celebrity? No. Who’s the hottest female celebrity? ; Where the did that come from? Cuz I’m always like you can only have a love interest if it’s Selena.
; No. No. [laughter] But who’s like like like So, okay. What What What would you say? What would you say if if Dave goes, “Oh my god, I got this role. It’s an amazing role. It’s like Tarantino’s doing this new movie and it’s me and Margot Robbie and it’s like a sex scene.” ; Okay.
Really hot sex scene where they’re like ; and they have to both be fully ; and he didn’t write it. ; Yeah. ; Uh Dave Dave ; Dave did not write it. ; Dave Dave didn’t ; He got the dream job. ; No, no, no, no, no. They like like Tarantino brought him in and he said and he said, “Hey, ; I really want you to make this character your own and like and like they were supposed to have like a sex scene, but it got Dave maybe made it a little bit different ; answer.
” ; What? ; You made it a little dirty. ; My honestly my true answer would be Look, you didn’t ; sign up for this Yeah, you got the But I would say being that Selena is an actress and one of our closest friends and I’m the most comfortable with her. I’d say could you could you talk to them about putting her in like ; Nope. Sorry.
She’s already ; Yes, I Robbie’s already in it. ; Well, then I would I love Margot Robbie and I would be like, “Man, she’s so pretty. I’m sad. I’m [laughter] so glad my husband.” ; What would you do, babe? So, what would you do if I said ; our relationship would be over? Just kidding. ; You know the question. ; No, if I said No, I don’t.
I’m just ; No, I think you know the question. If Benny isn’t got cast, Stephen Spielberg is like, “Benny, there’s this role for you.” And it’s unfortunately it does involve a sex scene with ; you named ; Marggo Robbie. Uhhuh. ; Um, and ; she’s so pretty. It’s so tough. ; I I I don’t I think yes. Realistically, as an adult, I’ll give you the answer of if this is what he really wanted.
I’d be a little perplexed at him wanting to just randomly do something that he wasn’t in control of and just signed on to do. ; Yeah. No, but you would Martin Scorsese or Steven Spielberg and I didn’t even ; you have to be honest like ; even if you worked with someone that was not them and you really believed in the role, I’d let you do it.
But if you were just one day like I wrote this and I’m going to do it and I’d be like great. So sign here and that’s our divorce. [laughter] ; I’m kidding. ; What would you do? Christine’s making a show right now and like they can’t find they can’t find anyone to do it ; and you have to be an actor in it and there happens to be a scene where she has to MGK ; Machine Gun Kelly.
; Yeah. And she wrote it. ; Um ; I can I just say something? ; Yeah. ; I feel like you wouldn’t get jealous. You got more jealous at the fact that she has sex with herself. Um, the machine. ; That was the only time I’ve ever seen you jealous. ; Yeah, I’m threatened by machine work. ; Okay. ; Why are you so threatened by the machine? ; Cuz I’m sexually insecure.
And ; don’t MoJi. The machine will has nothing on you. ; I would. Yeah, but I know the efficiency. ; That’s not true. That machine’s got everything. ; No, I love him. ; The machine has consistency. One thing I’ve learned. [laughter] You want to know something? This is my theory on my theory is is that ; one big contributor to making women come is actually brutal consistency.
; I agree. ; It’s just cuz ; it’s like a build in a woman’s mind and then if it’s disrupted with anything unpredictable, you might be taken out. So, you know what is more brutally consistent than a machine? ; Of course. ; Yeah. If you alter like one centimeter, no, like a half an inch over, you could ruin it all.
; I get what you’re saying. So that what what’s more threatening than machine? ; I don’t I don’t know. ; The machine isn’t you. It’s so fun. ; It’s brutally consistent. ; No, I No. No. ; It’s not the same. ; It’s not. ; Women like they made a machine that looked like Dave. ; No. ; No. ; I wouldn’t care.
I mean, I just know that if it was warm ; your person. ; I really trust Kristen. So, and I really feel like she looks at me like I’m the only one. And so I really and I think she would I think she would behave in a certain way that was so overthe-top like respecting me at every moment even when I wasn’t there. ; And ; I like that ; Selena and I are probably the only women Maybe not.
I I wonder if we’ll learn after this that there’s other women in this position. But we are I can already tell you ; we have such a unique position to be with the two of you who are like your best friends but you’re like so hardcore best like to the point that sometimes ; I feel like it to first off it exist ; we’re soulmates of friendship.
; Yeah. It’s like what girlfriends ; I just I just thought of an amazing movie. ; What? ; Like ; well then don’t say ; no it’s fine lesson I ; learned career. It’s a it’s it’s like a couple two couples that are best friends. They get married. They become best friends. And then the two guys ; Grace and Frankie ; turn gay.
; Gracie Grace and Frankie. ; Grace and Frankie show. ; Were you thinking turned gay? ; Creator Rivers did it. ; But it’s the biggest show. Yeah. John ; Grace and Frankie. What’s that? ; Literally what you’re saying. They married the their husbands married each other ; and then they live together. ; They divorced so then they just live together.
; Well, maybe we can do a Grace and that’s got nothing to do with our dynamic. Yeah, ; that’s John Hoffman. ; That’s so sick. ; That’s so cute. That’s the guy who did our show. When are you going to do a movie? That’s what bothers me. ; Probably next year. ; Okay. Well, finally. ; Yeah, I’m working on it.
I Your enthusiasm is what I do it for. ; It didn’t feel that in ; No, I know how you speak. ; I know how you speak. You’re never going to speak in a [laughter] way that’s going to be overwhelmingly enthusiastic as far as visually, but I I know that it’s real. ; Can I have a blanket? Can we like ; Let me drape you in a blanket. One sec.
Wait. ; Should I sit like I’ll sit here. You can do anything you want. We’re all rigged up. ; This lady got cold. ; I know. She gets Should I shut the door? Dave hates for the door to be shut, but you are a chilly girl. ; Yes, ; she needs I I think I have ; Get her the scarf. ; Thank you. ; This is perfect.
; Look at this. I’m going to turn this. ; Maybe the world doesn’t know that. ; Look. What am I going to do? I’m not going to touch. ; Yeah, they know. They know. They know. ; They know she’s cold. We started talking about um Twitter and Instagram and then uh me and Dave were talking and then Dave said, “I don’t even think Selena follows me.
” And then and then Dave goes, “Does she follow you?” And Kristen goes, “Yeah, she follows me.” And then she goes, “Should I send her a DM?” And then I said, “Oh, that could be funny.” She said, “I’m going to write let’s fuck.” And then she said, “Oh, no. I I I have so much anxiety about sending it to her because there’s 400 something million people.
And I said, “But you’re sending her a DM.” And she said, “I know, but there’s just so much pressure.” And then she said, “Is she even going to read it?” Like, or is her team reading it? And then I said, “Well, she doesn’t even read my DMs, so it doesn’t ; I don’t My DMs are are a weird um It’s interesting because I I go through phases.
People who know me know this very well. I go through phases where I completely deleted off my phone and I’ve gone years to months to days doing it. And I like it. I can tell when I get a little feisty that I need to maybe calm [laughter] down. Um, so I will admit to that, but I’m just very passionate. Um, overall though, my DMs are so random, you guys, because I don’t know what is what.
Like, for the hell of it, where’s my ; babe? There’s a thing that I would really love to do. So, ; I would love it if we could go to the thing. So, you know how like you have DMs and then you have that other folder? ; Yeah. ; Okay. I want to go there and ; other folder. Is that requests? ; Yeah. and go to top.
And then I want to see I want us to see like the craziest people that have [laughter] DM’d you. See if DM’d you. Type in his name. ; Okay. ; Mhm. Just uh hard eyes and fingers crossed. ; Oh my god. What year was that? ; 2022. ; Oh my god. Okay, now we got to go to ; Wait, wait, wait. It’s possible because we don’t see what he was responding to, right? ; No, there’s nothing. Nothing.
There’s nothing. He just He’s just saying like fingers crossed like that you answer me back. ; No, I think there is no response. That’s not how it works. ; Yeah, of course you could say. ; Nope. It would say a response. ; It does say it would respond to a story. There’s no response. ; Oh man, he is kind of DMing you. Okay.
Why? Why? You know what? On this note, on this note, ; yeah, I was going to say I think it’s very kind. If anything, that was very nice. It was It did not feel inappropriate. By the way, that was the first time I’ve [laughter] ever seen it. ; Okay, wait. ; I just want to see it so my eyes can see it that a friend had him slide into her.
; Do we still say slide? ; Yeah. [bell] ; I don’t know what it is. ; Oh, I know what it is. ; Yep, I do know what it is. ; I feel like now I’m on one of those live like I do know what it is. You’ll love it, Selena. ; Well, so no, these are for my mom. This isn’t That’s not part of this. ; You’re getting Fritos delivered here for your mother? [laughter] ; Are you telling me we are gonna have Frito pie? ; Nope.
What I’m gonna tell you right now is ; that would have been ; We’re going to do a little something that I’d like to discuss, babe. Um, what is your favorite thing to eat in the world? ; Oh, that’s too hard. Very vague. ; What’s your favorite snack you eat every single night that’s salty? ; Pickles. Dave, what’s the least favorite thing you have on planet Earth? ; I don’t want to do this.
; What’s your least favorite thing? [laughter] ; Well, ; I’m not doing it. ; This is so funny. ; Now, ; I like the ; I instantly feel the feeling of wanting to vomit. ; We’re all going to eat a pickle at the same time. Babe, will you have a pickle with us? ; He won’t do it. ; Much ; Benny Selena, did Benny ever slide into your DMs? ; No.
No. We were already We already knew each other. ; We were friends. We were talking. Let me try to go back to the first one. ; Okay. ; Have you done that? You probably ; No. Read us the first thing he ever said. ; Wait, wait, wait. Before we do this, Dave, ; you’re so sold on this pickle, baby. You have to. You have to. ; Show me.
Show me. Show me. Show me. What do I ; have to like I’m not doing this in my mouth. ; Hold on. You have to chew the whole thing. Whole whole thing in your mouth at once. ; I honestly feel like the feeling of vomiting. I’m ; Are you about to throw up here? Eat this one. It’s better. ; Chuck. Whole thing in your mouth at once. Look at me right now.
; Eat this. It’s better. ; Okay. Okay. I this honestly I ; one and you could spit it out after after after 3 seconds. 3 seconds. 3 seconds. Okay. ; Okay. No, I’m not kidding. I don’t care. You have to put in your mouth for 3 seconds. ; No, you have to put in your mouth for 3 seconds. ; Okay. Don’t do that. Don’t do that.
; Nothing to see. ; You like it? ; No, I hated it. Ew. Don’t drink the thing like it’s ; switching it up. Total 180. ; Okay. ; Did you know about I I’ve never even asked you this. Did you know you were bipolar before you were officially diagnosed? ; I knew something was wrong, but I would think I was misdiagnosed. Yeah.
I think people were just assuming and I would try multiple therapists. And that’s why it’s hard. It’s actually really hard when we’re talking about these things. And for me to go, go get a therapist, it’s it’s all of it is so complicated. You have to go through like multiple different people. It’s it’s so hard that you can’t you just can’t give up. You have to find these things.
Like I’m so grateful I went to four different rehabs because it all helped me understand it. ; The crazy thing is like even Selena will have like moments where like she’s she’s she’s having mania and she doesn’t know. She’ll start to realize she’s having it after it’s happening and sometimes she doesn’t even remember when it’s happening.
And it’s such a delicate thing because it’s like you can’t really you’re not supposed to technically talk to the person really about it while they’re deep in it. And it’s like have even dating her and like she’s so hyper aware like she’ll say like she’ll be like I think I’m feeling a little manic. ; But I’m equally like so proud to say that I do have moments of mania.
I’m not like ashamed at all ; because I can catch them a bit quicker. But it is helpful to have a partner that will understand where maybe the temperature is at and meet you where you are and then you kind of gradually understand what’s happening ; once you found out what it was. Do you now like live life feeling? ; Oh, really? ; Freely.
That’s the problem with misconception. the the the whole hypocrisy of shaming people for therapy or people not understanding it is that it’s just not for you. ; So that’s completely fine. But for me, it finally allowed me to go, ; “Oh, that’s why I handled things the way I handled it. That’s why all the other people were able to get over things quickly and I wasn’t.
” And I would act out of fear. I’d act out of love. I’d act out of passion. And it was all inconsistent. It was crazy. ; My favorite part about being with Selena, like one of my favorite part I don’t know why I’m saying her name. Uh ; it’s normal to say part about being ; No. One of my favorite part [laughter] No, because I don’t say Selena.
; I understand. ; One of my favorite parts about being with you, we like take each other as we are and I don’t feel uncomfortable going into her and being like, I think I’m having a heart attack. or her coming to me and just being like fully manic right now. And we’re not judging each other at all. ; That’s a nice I feel like sometimes you like not me.
I Well, ; you’re going to say I’m judgmental. ; Yeah. In a in a good way. I think that it’s No, but I think ; this is this doesn’t need to be like dissected. I’m just saying I think it’s hard sometimes to exist and feel comfortable truly expressing how you feel out of fear that it is too manic or you’re being too of this or you’re being like to that.
And I think I’m going to button I’m going to button you are I’m going to button this conversation to be honest. All of these terms and everything can get so confusing. And yes, there’s mania, there’s manic, there’s manic depressive, there’s all these different terms. You are not defined by a term. Ultimately, it’s just informative to seek and talk and listen to podcasts or listen to certain things that will actually help you get information. Yeah.
; So, I would just say to the world in this kitchen that uh no, I I still have to be me in this. And I just would say it sounds so too wishy, washy, weird, but I do believe that there is a lot of hope and you can you can hopefully find that in your world. And if you have faith, I get it, too. So, ; you know what? So, you saying that just there really reminded me of the insanity that when you speak, you’re kind of speaking to the world.
[laughter] ; That’s where I felt super weird going ; No, no. to the kitchen. ; No, but you’re I I’ve never ; ever had to think that way. Even as a famous person, it’s like you you like does that weigh on you where you feel like it at at all times what you say is going to have an audience by pretty much like a large ; I don’t know.
I don’t know. The numbers are never necessarily threatening to me. I don’t really care. I think one of the the best parts of living freely is that you don’t put any sort of value behind it. So yes, I understand the logistics. I’mware I’m followed. Like I get it. ; But I can’t be what everyone wants. But I do know that if there is someone watching that follows me in a way that they respect my journey, I respect my journey too.
So I would love to tell it and I also equally love to be like ; encouraging someone else to tell it. So it’s not weird to me. ; I want to know something. ; See if I can catch it once. ; Okay. Okay, catch it. Wait, can you This wasn’t even I wasn’t even what I was talking about. Oh, wow. Wait, I want you to do something. Okay, watch.
You’re going to you’re going to try to try to make it in the circle. ; Okay. ; Okay. ; Oh my god, ; she’s so good. ; It also kind of helped. It’s very weird to do it with a human. ; Do it one more time. ; That would help, but it would have hit the rim. ; Yeah. Yeah, but I think it would have got done a balance in Okay, hold on.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Try from here. ; There’s a I don’t care if you hit the light. That one she would have made too. I didn’t even move. It hit my stomach. ; You’re being so sweet. But I feel like I’m getting lucky. ; Okay. Wait. Can you dri Can you dribble? You think? ; No, but I’ll try. ; Wait, can you dribble? ; Is this like ; Okay. Oh, yeah.
What do you mean you can dri Okay. Can you go through your legs? ; I wanted to try. Hang on. ; Okay. Okay. Try one more time. ; Wait. Hang on. ; We got a nice little handle. ; Okay. Mochi. Come on. I WANT TO SEE. PRESS. PRESS. PRESS. GIVE ME THAT. GIVE ME THAT. THROUGH that [laughter] cookie. ; Okay, let me watch you go through your legs.
; Leave her here. ; Go through your legs. ; No, no, no, no. You got to keep the leg down. ; WHY EVERY GIRL? ; YOU GOT IT. ; Why does every girl do this? Every girl goes the same. They dribble just like this. They go They go. ; How do you dribble? ; They immediately dribble. ; Every girl does that. ; Well, you’re the two girls here.
; Don’t you know the ; Wow. ; Selena has a nasty. I love it how they ; My nails I think. I love how they go through the legs. ; She’s going. ; Oh, you’re on [laughter] carpet. That’s harder. ; It’s like a like a ; You want me to show you how to handle the rock? ; Wait. ; There you go.
See, you get a little a smaller guy in the post. You just ; go like that. [laughter] ; Get you got a little bit. ; See, boys are ; You deal with you deal with aggressive. [laughter] ; You girls are crazy. ; All right. Can we sit on the couch? ; Yeah, let’s go sit on the couch. Sit ; on the couch. I broke my wish I could grab my whole dick.
It’s like there was nothing there. Get a clip. ; Look. Look. Going to close it. ; There’s rare beauty. ; We’re in We’re in the ad break. ; What ad? What are we doing? ; Airbnb. ; What about Airbnb? ; Have you ever seen anything better than that? ; That’s insane. ; What is that? ; A cave.
I honestly look at this house just to check in on it all the time. ; Really? ; Yeah. ; Do you think this works for our ad right now that we’re supposed to be doing? ; What is better than actually talking about the facts of hand of life? Us on Airbnb’s platform booking beautiful wood beam ceiling. ; Does it? Let me see the kitchen.
Does it have a good kitchen? ; Incredible kitchen. This literally incredible. ; What’s the car ride duration from LA? ; Not long at all. ; Would you do me a favor? ; What? ; Put your feet on the ground. No one wants to see your ankles. ; Airbnb. Get back to the episode. WE RESPECT YOU. A GO. ; Isn’t your average? Keep going.
I’m in the middle. I’m again. ; Go. Keep going. ; Okay. Well, personally, ; your variety pack. Fine. ; Personally, I’m a peach guy. ; I’m a mango, strawberry, ruby, grapefruit, and a blackberry. ; I just, you know, I got the hand that I was dealt and I love black cherry. ; No. No. What do you do you mean? We can’t open it on the thing.
; No, you’re not allowed. ; You can open it. You can’t drink it. ; You can open it, but you can’t drink it. ; Yes. ; I just like to stare at my peach white claw until I’m off camera and then I drink the whole thing. ; [laughter] ; Please drink responsibly. Hard seltzer with flavors. White Claw Selzer Works.
Chicago, Illinois. ; Cheers. ; Cheers. ; You touched my lips. ; Touched my lips too by accident. I wanted to tell a story which I’m just going to say it now. It’s worth saying that we didn’t really know each other. They went off to play at the arcades and games and you and I played air hockey for like ; I don’t know.
It was like it was a long time. ; She won. She beat me every single I was giving it my all. ; Well, you suck. No, I’m like pretty good. ; You must not be a good air hockey player. ; That’s not true. Are you Are you elite? You’re just let me have the the ; the moment moment. ; Are you an elite air hockey player? ; No, babe.
You know what’s annoying is that you’re better at all of the things. ; No, I’m not. ; No, not air hockey. I think she would beat you in air hockey. ; So hard. ; You I married to him. ; I’m not even saying this is to like toot your horn. I was truly like this is weird. ; She must play air hockey like a little bit. ; I don’t. That’s the thing.
Sounds like something’s burning in here. ; Yeah. Do I want to make sure that’s okay? Or is it the heat? Did you Oh, you just turned the heat on. It’s never even been hot on. ; Did you want me to turn the fireplace on? It’ll warm up here. That would be so ; Yeah, why not? What the hell is this know about? Let’s get warm.
I’m right with you. ; I mean, you you and Selena are the same where you would ; certainly smells like something’s burning. But I think it’s all good. ; If they do get married, Selena, and you and I have to live together, it will be it will be hard because you like to have it. No, if we lived together, we could get the beds that would be different temperatures.
I’d be willing to try that. ; Aren’t you so happy that Benny’s best friend’s wife is Kristen? ; You Why are you speaking in the third person? ; No idea. ; Not just cuz I want I want to ; He needs to hear it. I get it. He needs to hear it because it is the best feeling in the world. Coming into Benny’s world was really fun and exciting but different for me because I I was very shy.
I didn’t know a lot of people and I kept to myself a lot which could be misconstrued but he was very you know nice and and introduced me to a lot of a lot of people and I’d say Kristen is definitely on top of that list ; for girls and would you say second favorite is probably me. ; No [laughter] ; no ; you’re up there. Yeah.
Top three ; up there. My dream like in my dream world ; we’re a four person couple. ; We [laughter] live together. We have a compact. ; Wait, Selena, we found a house next door to you guys. ; What’s your dream world? ; In my dream. ; I think it’s yo. Sorry. ; Hey yo, did you say heyo? Sorry. [laughter] You say sorry. Okay. In my dream world.
; Mhm. you guys live next door to us and we have like children and then like maybe a few of our friends live and it’s not a commune. We just live in the same neighborhood. ; No, but here’s the thing. A different neighborhood. ; I think like for me maybe the bay or some I don’t know. ; Do you like he’s probably rolling his eyes ; I’m down to do this thing.
; I’m not rolling my eyes. We have our dream home. It’s I’ve never pictured [laughter] I I I ; No, we do. Honey, I’m just thinking of their personality. Unfortunately, well, we’re not quite there. ; So, I think ; financially we’re there. ; I think maybe we move you guys a little bit um more towards ; uh you want to [laughter] know do you want to know why? Because we’d also know when each other would need time ; like Dave and I are similar.
You guys have moments of being similar where it’s like if I’m out it’s not because I’m mad. It’s like I’m out. You’re not You’re not similar to Dave at all. No, we’re similar. ; Just in the sense of our similar in the way that you don’t speak. ; Sorry, Benny. You’re similar to me. Okay. ; Sorry. [laughter] I don’t mean it in a bad way.
; If we were doing that, that would be ; If we went to dinner and I felt it was too long for me, I say it. And he would equally go, “Yeah, I do too.” ; Benny and I. So, we’re not similar in every aspect. It’s just ; Here’s what I will say, though. ; My back. Here’s here’s what I will say. ; Yeah. ; That one time the three of us were in the car and you and I were talking at the exact same time in Selena’s ears and she goes, ; “You guys, ; only one of you.
” ; Selena really enhances my calm when we’re together. We we we can just sit with each other and not even say anything. ; Yeah. It’s so ; Do you guys do that too? ; I think it happens and then Kristen starts speaking. [laughter] ; No, no, no. ; I think that’s fun, though. ; I prefer I’m not I don’t need silence.
Yeah, you like it when I’m talking at you, don’t you? ; You always explain what you’re making, even when I don’t ask. It’s so cute. Okay, ; I want to ask something. ; Yeah, please ask. We’re right here. ; What was the best day of your life? ; When my little sister Gracie was born. A ; I know I’m bringing it back to family, but I’m such a family girl and I ; It was so gross because my mom had a C-section and I My mom’s going to be so fine with me sharing this.
; Did you see the ; I didn’t see it. We stayed behind a curtain, ; but I remember just looking at my mom and hearing Gracie cry. And I just was behind the curtain looking at my mom and I was like, ; “Oh my god.” I immediately started crying, but I didn’t cry when she got pregnant.
I was very, you know, I was like, “That’s so cute. You have a belly. I have a sister coming.” But I had no idea the gravity of it. ; How old were you? ; Oh gosh, there’s 21 years or 22 years. So, um, ; difference. ; And I think that was one of the best days. And then the best days of my life after would be our wedding. ; I was for sure.
; I loved your wedding. I for sure thought she was gonna say like no question asked the day you married like for sure when she said my story she didn’t ; when she [laughter] said I I WAS BLOWN AWAY ; after ; I did after that was an pivotal moment for me and that’s when I realized I was like oh I want this ; I was fully blown away I’m just going to let you ; did you like Dave’s um officient speech ; I did everyone did my favorite part was this because I have to say it.
Steve Martin and Martin Short um who are on my show with me, you know, they’re a little older than us, safe to say, but Dave was killing it and making everyone laugh in the right places, get emotional in the right places. And afterwards, Marty and Steve came up to me and they were just laughing and they were like, “Benny’s friend, like he should he should do stuff like he should have his own show.
” And I was like, “Well, fortunately for you, there’s many seasons of exactly that.” ; That’s funny. [laughter] ; They were like so surprised. It was wonderful. I felt very ; I felt pressure, but I felt I felt like I was born for the moment. ; You You want to know something so crazy? ; I love watching you cry up there. I’m gonna tell you something.
So, we did the Me and Cell did the the first look. Okay. ; Yeah, ; we did the first look where we’re like, ; you you ; kissing. Yeah, I’m just joking. Keep going. ; That’s our only PDA for the episode. ; Um, we did our first look ; and I didn’t cry and I was like, “Yeah, of course I’m not going to go.” Like, we’re just like walking down the thing.
I’m not. And then I was like, and then I started in my head. And I’m like, “Wo, I didn’t cry.” I was like, “Am I going to cry?” I was like, “Maybe I won’t cry.” Cuz I didn’t want to I didn’t want to do what you did. Be No, no, no. Listen, ; what’ he do? ; The only thing he did where I was like, “Fuck, I don’t want to do that.
” Because I know in your head you were thinking about it, too. When you were giving your vows when you like when it was like the point where you like had like snot bubbles and stuff, I was like I was like, I don’t want to have that. ; He did not have snot bubbles. No, he’s talking about ; No, I think your yours was ; What you’re speaking specifically is about during her vows when she pointed to the ground and she said there’s a little ; No, like during your ; smat on the ground when I did not do that.
; No, you did. Yes, you did. ; You said you said I think you got a little smat on the ground. ; No, I said ; on the ground. You 100% I must have been performing. ; Chuck, when I saw ; There was though. There was a pool. ; When I saw your vows and I saw you get choked out. ; You didn’t see my not I know where you were sitting.
; That’s not what I’m saying. ; What were you saying? I’m saying um you made it you mentioned snot in your vows. ; No, she during her vows pointed out on the ground but she’s saying it didn’t happen. ; I don’t remember that. Put the footage in the ; only thing I’m saying the only thing I’m saying is when I saw yours and then me and you talked about it afterwards and you were like you were like you were like I wish I could have held it together a little bit more.
; So not you. ; That never happened. ; Yes, you did. That I never wish I would have held it together. I I wish I cried more. ; Why do you wish I cried more? ; I don’t. I’m happy with how it went. I’m just ; Whatever it was, ; you didn’t want it to be you. ; I was like I I [laughter] was like I don’t I was like I don’t want to ; You didn’t like it.
; First and foremost, you were crying up there. ; No, just let me say I I ; said I was like I don’t I got to really hold it together. I don’t want to cry that much. And I was like I want to be able to like say my speech and and I was getting so And I don’t get nervous about anything. And I was getting so nervous. Yeah.
; So nervous. So nervous. I was nervous for you ; in the car with her. I was like I’m like talking [laughter] like and then with you back. ; You weren’t you you couldn’t be seated. You couldn’t be seated. But you were you were ; No, I was very nervous. ; Yeah. You couldn’t be seated and I was talking to I could tell you were we did our first look because you were just like I’m not quite sure how to react.
Like you kept saying I don’t know what to say. So, basically, Selena is actually stuck in a content wormhole. ; It’s called my own because I love showing people funny videos. I take a lot of funny videos. ; Do you think Selena and D? ; They don’t make sense, but they’re funny. ; We’re similar people.
We’re like-minded people. ; We both care about art. ; So, ; we do. ; We do, but not the way he does. ; You don’t like museum. ; There’s a sophistication. ; He doesn’t like museums. ; I care about art just as much as as Bennett does. ; You said you don’t like museums. ; I said art. Oh, well, not all aren’t. ; Benny, would you be would you be jealous if Selena and Dave were more alike than you thought? ; No.
; Oh, ; they probably are. I’m in love with both of them. ; We also aren’t. It’s just there’s a few things that are like similar, but it’s just because we’re like, ; I’m out. You’re out. I’m out. ; My mom My mom told me according to the internet, my last relationship before you was Dave. ; Anytime I see that, I comment like, huh? Like, it’s ridiculous.
[laughter] ; I just say wonderful. It’s not ; I like it. ; False narrative. ; I would never fall for a guy like you. ; You’re hilarious. ; You literally moved to Los Angeles for me. ; You did? ; You know, you used to live in New York, Selena, before you met me. ; A contributing factor. You know, the latest you ever stayed up in your whole life was with me.
; I’m not denying that. ; But Selena and I are just embarking on our own relationship. And one day ; Oh, just wait. you guys, ; when the tables turn, young men. ; You know what’s also really great though, Kristen, is that every one of my friends says the same thing. They’re like, “Dude, you’re so lucky you have like Kristen because she’ll be like real.
; I’m a ride or die. ; I thought I ever in one moment of my life think you would ever intentionally hurt me.” ; But I’d ride or die and you would 1,000% be like, “I’m not happy.” ; Benny, I love you, but ; she sides with the girl in every occasion. ; And I love that. I’m here for that. Yeah, ; I side with whoever’s right.
; I have a tendency to side with the girl. ; I don’t know about that. ; Anyways, you were up there crying like a sheep. ; No, I was so anxious and then right when game time happened, I like snapped into this like new version of myself. ; Yeah, it’s like being limitless. ; Yeah, it was crazy.
; I felt limitless in our vows. I felt and then I go like that and I before I I was saying things like like are we sure we printed it in like in the right font I had to go up [laughter] ; he made me everyone is seated waiting for the wedding to start and he was like just go check if my speech is up there I was like there’s two copies of your speech up there I put it there and then there was already one when I put it there just go check one more time and I had to go walk out everyone thinks the whole thing’s starting and then I had to
go check it’s ; and then I was like ; meanwhile mine So funny. I had handwritten them. They’re so like misspelled correctly, incorrectly. And I had Ashley pass them to me as I walked down the aisle. That’s so not ; those yours were. So ; I loved I loved writing. ; The way yours first off, of course, they sounded great and they were great, but the way they physically looked, ; what they look like helped me pick the paper ; a worn book.
; Oh, she did. It was a ; handwritten. Have I told you that I couldn’t see anything for your for for your entire she was behind a pole ; for some reason. All I saw I could hear it. I was saw ; one thing and one thing only. ; The post. ; I thought it was me and you. [laughter] ; I I ; But I wanted to see that.
; All right. Go back. Benny’s crying. He’s up there. He’s weeping. ; First, I got to I got I got to tell you another thing, guys. Her back. ; Pop my back ; right now. ; Do it right now. ; All right. Then we’ll get back into it. ; Can you pop? ; Yep. Come on. ; Oh crap. ; Okay. ; Yeah. ; I have to do it. Not on the by the fire.
; No, you got to lie down right here. ; Really cozy. Oh. ; Oh, wow. Good use of our new run. ; It’s so cold. ; You never seen ; It gets colder when you stand. ; You never seen this happen. ; Is this Do you guys do this a lot? ; Oh, yeah. ; Really? ; All right. Okay. Now, breathe in. ; Oh my god. ; Okay. Now breathe in.
[laughter] ; Oh my god. Top higher. No, another one. ; Yeah. ; Oh my god, her neck. You can’t crack. ; There’s no more. ; Selena, do you have more bones than most than most? ; Isn’t that crazy? ; Those were clean. ; Ideal crap. ; That felt so necess. ; No, I’ll just stand. ; Okay. ; Um, ; like I’m doing a TED talk.
; Yeah. ; Well, ; oh, yeah. ; I was going to talk about some stuff. Do you want me to go sit down again? ; No, you can sit anywhere. I’m being filmed at all angles. So, I go, it’s like I’m about to walk up and I get up there. I do my walk, not crying at all. I’m like, “Oh my god, they’re playing my song.
I feel like so great. Incredible choice.” Um, ; you got, just so you know, you got a big ovation. Like, when I walked down the aisle, ; it was silence. It It was respect. It was respect, but it was silence. When Benny walked down the aisle, he got an ovation. Cheers. ; The first section of her song starts playing like the first note.
; The curtain moved in such a glass. ; Oh my god. Wait, no. No. Something happened before. Totally forgot. We’re starting again now. ; Finally. Hi. [snorts] ; So, I’m up there. It’s my nephew’s turn to come up. We play the Chicago Bulls theme song. He runs like he’s in weapons.
Like he’s like full [laughter] body. ; I know. And that’s like so bummed I missed that cuz I was behind the car. ; You were worried he wasn’t even going to like him. ; I didn’t even think every time we practiced he would walk the other way. He runs full speed and then gives me the thing then runs away then runs back and I was like did he forget something? And he just handed me a bag of chips that he was eating.
And then ; it’s actually so sweet cuz I thought I I thought he’d be nervous to do it, ; but he was I I haven’t seen it, but it just felt like the sounding. ; Yeah, it was like Bruce Springsteen walking out in Jersey like And [laughter] ; I heard everybody cheering. I was like I don’t ; Yeah, it was they’re cheering for ; So then he goes like this.
So then he like goes to the back and and like is like he’s like sitting in the back dancing and they’re like they start playing Selena’s song and I’m like ; I’m like move him out of the way. They start playing song. ; It’s okay. The curtains fell at the So yeah and then I’m like I’m like Evie and like and then instantly ; no one was minding him.
; Yeah. Instantly [laughter] ; I see you in the shadow and I go what’s happening? And like my body like I I I started doing things where I was like I could feel it. I was like, ; “Yeah, [laughter] ; I was the only one with my view. My view was unbelievable.” ; Sweet. ; I’ve never seen Benny’s face move the way he was like [laughter] he was like I was like trying.
; I was trying so hard not to cry. And then [laughter] ; all I know is once I got up there, we just we lost it. ; Yeah. And then I saw pop. ; I was just like, ; “Oh my gosh.” And it just was continuous. ; And then the sun came out. The sun came out. The sun was insane. ; Papa goes I look at Papa’s face and he and he looks at me and just like looked down and I immediately burst into tears.
And I’m sitting up there with Selena. It was so crazy cuz I was listening but we were also having like our own moment. We were like laughing, crying, talking like I I it was it was ; I know the whole time I remember just staring at no one else but you and I just kept going, it’s okay. I don’t remember a single word that was uttered other than Dave’s speech.
; Hell yeah. ; Because I grateful and I [laughter] mean your vows and my vows. I’m saying like my pastor, I’m so grateful and I do feel super blessed that we had it, you know, the way that I wanted ; and we were united. But it was it was just really I just remember all I could do is look at him and I’d be like, it’s crazy we’re doing it. It was fun.
It was the best moment of my life. Like like when like before that moment ; it was the the the the way that the curtain moved. ; Yeah. No, the but also the sun you couldn’t believe it. It was perfectly framed like right before she came out. ; It like lit the entire first off raining like all weekend here. ; I know.
; And then right when they get married I I have the best view. I’m centered. Um, there’s no one in front of me except Benny’s right there. I have an aisle. And then they play her song and the curtain moved and revealed like a felt like a goddess. ; A goddess. ; She looked breathtaking. ; Yeah. It was my favorite moment.
We finished. Okay. And I go into Selena’s dressing room and it’s 400°. [laughter] They have And I said, ; that’s a fact. ; I said, “Why is it so hot?” And I look and they have like an industrial like like like thing like this big. It was like a tunnel and it was like it was just going like like it was ; well if you see the dress it was very I I felt very cold.
; I was so hot. You know sometimes when they apply Selena’s makeup it actually melts off her face. So they have to like like they have to work so quickly sometimes. ; I’m like I don’t care. [laughter] And then ; and then everyone is having the best time ever ; and I pulled Selena aside ; and I was like ; I was like let’s just hang.
This was after like people are giving speeches. We sat on the floor when people were giving speeches. It felt like everyone was in our home ; when you guys did that. I thought that I sat on the floor and watched after I saw you guys. ; It was just so it was so it felt so good. And then ; the carpeting was ; Yeah.
And then Ronson is like Mark Ronson’s the best DJ of all time. Everyone’s dancing. ; Everyone’s having the best time. ; I know. And I just pulled her aside and we sat there and I was like, look around us like all of our friends are here to celebrate us. And I ; I do. That’s definitely ; And I was like, I couldn’t picture a better moment than this.
And I was just like kissing her and hugging her and we had like all these great talks. The editor said, you know what he said? He said, he said, “Honestly,” he said, “It’s hard for me to edit that part uh that and the vows because I keep crying.” He goes, “I [laughter] don’t even know.” He said, “I don’t even know you guys.
” ; I love when you were up in the chair for the Jew for the Hor ; for the Jew. ; For the Jew, thanks. [laughter] ; That was really fun. The picture was cool. I was so scared I was going to like break a bone on a chair, but I felt very safe and I was very honored to be on that chair. My Kristen’s jaw got knocked during the horror of our wedding.
; Oh my god. ; And pretty much Oh yeah. It didn’t ruin our wedding jaw. ; It had an impact for an hour of our wedding. Your mom I don’t even think you know the extent at which she wouldn’t go. ; I know. She got in a fight with Jake Cole. ; I’ve never seen her like this. We got every single person on the horra that like Papa, Nana, you uh cousins, your brother. Yeah. Gracie.
It It was Benny’s mom’s time. And like she was like, “No, no, no.” And like she wouldn’t go. And then I just felt like it was my duty to be like the one to be like, “Sandy, like enough.” Like, and I walked over to like put an end to it. And she gave me this look that it made me feel like a little boy. Like she was like, ; “No, no.
” Like, ; do you know what my mom said? I spoke to her after. I said, “Mom, why didn’t you do it?” She said, “It’s my two biggest fears.” And I said, “What?” And she says, “Height and motion.” [laughter] And I said, “What do you mean?” Right. And motion. ; Yeah. She said she said, “My number one, ; she’s so cute.
” ; She said, “My number one biggest fear in life is motion.” ; What do you think the motion’s hide in motion? Everything [laughter] we want. There’s a lot of There’s a lot of motion. ; Just motion. She just said motion. ; That’s crazy. ; Wait. Um, ; what was your Cabo thing? ; Oh, yeah. ; Um, don’t even talk.
Don’t [laughter] even I don’t need it. Get a grip, Selena. You just don’t get it. I have to be on a podcast. [laughter] ; It’s not a podcast. Oh, that’s right. That’s right. ; It’s a podcast. ; It’s a vignette. ; It’s a podcast that he’s calling dressing up as something. ; Please. You’re going to throw me under the bus like you don’t have the same philosophy? Fine.
I’ll take all the glory when it’s perceived. That’s right. [laughter] ; Take the glory. ; You He didn’t even know what it was, guys. Say there it is. There’s the record. There’s the footage. He didn’t even know what it was. ; You saw Dave right now. He’s in there fixing his hair in front of the mirror. ; Tuck, you fixing your hair? ; Yep. No problem with that.
; You like it? ; Nothing. Hey, I have a question. ; Yeah, Mr. ; Don’t you have to think ; Dave is hot because he looks identical to me. And don’t you have to think that I’m hot cuz I look identical to Dave. ; I don’t think you guys look identical. ; I definitely don’t agree with that. ; I [laughter] And by the way, I’m right there with you guys. I agree.
; I really like I love everyone. ; Yeah, but I’m much hotter. ; I think a lot of people duh to me. But like I’m just saying like I’m just saying people are gonna take this clip and be like they should all be together. ; All four of us is four person. ; I couldn’t do it. I love you but we but I’m not interested.
; You guys want to have children? ; Yeah. ; Yeah. ; How many children? ; One. Two max. No, I don’t know. ; Like three. How many do you want? ; I want four. But that’s out there. But in honor of the person that I adored so much that made me think of my nana, Dian Katon, she rest in peace. I love her so much.
Um, there’s a movie called The Family Stone, ; of course. ; And there’s this, ; have you seen it ; scene? There’s this scene. It’s a very sweet like ; sad also. It’s very sweet, touching ; and she’s the like amazing. ; She’s our leader. So, she basically has this scene and it’s a dinner scene with all her children and it I can’t get it out of my head.
It has always made me feel like so good inside that I I said one day at my dinner table when I’m her age, I want to see that dinner table. I don’t want, you know, ; not to say whatever happens happens. If we’re only able to have one, none. I hope that we don’t know. But my dream for sure was that scene where they’re all at the dinner table and they’re just with their partners or their significant others or kids or single and it’s just like beautiful cast of characters is what I ; the community of family.
; So it’s actually going to be crazy hell for all those years until they become adults. ; A good hell. I hear a very good hell. I would love to rewind and be 30. ; Didn’t you didn’t you ; didn’t? just because I could have more kids. ; Hopefully, or hopefully I’m not jinxing it by saying it out loud. ; Didn’t you just take care of a kid and and come to the realization that you didn’t realize that you have to like be paying attention to them? ; Yes, [laughter] ; I did.
You know, I came to a similar realization, ; but I think that can exist with still wanting kids. ; I think it can because you know what they say in every freaking movie or book. Like you can never you’re never prepared for it. It just happens. ; Yeah. Like for me the thing on kids is ; it should be leashed. ; Let me What? ; No. I I want kids so bad.
; You’re not putting your kid on a leash. ; That seems logical to me. I see your brother’s kid running around. They got to run and all they’re chasing after the kid. The kid can I’m not dealing with that. I’m putting the kid on a leash sitting here. ; You’re going to need a lot of leashes for [laughter] your ; My mom said I was very You like that? Oh, don’t make it a moment.
; Oh, no. I wasn’t. I liked it. It made me feel good. I love you so much. ; I was just thinking about back in Malibu when I first saw you guys display any public display of affection for the first time and I thought I think this is going to work out. ; I [laughter] try in in interviews in interviews with her because I know she likes to keep it profession.
I try not to show too much like cuz she’s such a her own entity. Like I want her to like I want her to shine and be like her own like like independent woman. So I try so hard. I use every bone in my body not to like be like like googly eyed over her and not want to like kiss her and jump her bones all the time.
So it taken a lot. So to watch her just kiss my toe just really made my day. Um, let me paint you a picture, ; please. ; Do you know what her phone like? When you like see her phone, it says like like uh Selena Gomez iPhone. Do you Do you know what hers is? ; This is Okay. Damn it. I’m going to change it now. ; What do you mean by that? Like Oh, like when it pops up.
; I’m going to change it after this, but I will give it up. So, basically, when you do AirDrop or when you look for my phone ; Yeah. This was before I knew that he was the love of my life. So if anyone’s air dropping on an airplane, I don’t want people to know. ; Of course not. ; Letting everyone know it’s changing.
So don’t think it’s going to be it. ; It can’t be. But honestly, might not change. ; What? It’s going to change cuz I’ll be on an airplane and it’ll be like ; I’d get weird pictures. But okay. My thing when you air drop when you airdrop something to someone was shine bright. That’s it. ; And the only reason why is because you know every song has that like tick and it was shine bright like a diamond.
; You know ; obviously that’s poorly said but everywhere I went with my friends before I married the person. ; Can you believe that that was him? ; Is that your favorite Rihanna song? ; Um it’s it was one of them. It’s the top. like definitely in the top. ; What’s your favorite? ; I love uh ; I so hard I love I know I have mine but what’s yours? ; But on anti I love consideration and I love um ; stay.
; You know what song I love? ; I love stay ; four or five seconds. ; I love four or five seconds. ; I love that song that’s in my top. ; There’s just no wrong with her. For some reason, to me, when I go to Rihanna Essentials on Apple Music, okay, [laughter] ; it’s like no songs skippable. You know, ; my favorite way to listen to music is I go to I have a playlist of all my favorite Drake songs.
It’s about 85 songs. I play it on a shuffle. I I never can be disappointed. There’s 85 straight unbelievable songs. ; Do you know Do you know what my favorite way to listen to music is? ; What? ; In the morning be like cleaning and reorganizing the house. And I have such a good sound system in my living room and I’m just like going through like the best vinyls and by myself and just doing ; Bring it.
; What? ; I wish I would have brought my speaker. ; Oh, ; dang it. I got Sorry, that had I’m so sorry I ruined your thing. ; There’s no That was the end of the story. ; Oh, wow. ; Listening to vinyls on my ; That was the end of the story ; cuz you were saying your favorite way to listen to music. I said my favorite way.
Sorry. What’s your favorite way [laughter] in Cabo? You’re a big Taylor Swift music fan. I feel like ; I’m a big Taylor Swifty. ; I am a stand for life for sure. But yeah, ; can I just say I was fully blown away yesterday. ; Selena’s just like bringing over stuff from uh like storage and her other house. ; Oh, she’ll love this.
; And she pulls out this like piece of art and I’m like, “Oh, this is perfect for the living room. This is like amazing for the living room.” And this is like and I have like, you know, I’m so into art. Like I love art. ; And ; I said, “Who made this painting?” Like I thought she was going to say like like Bosot or something like crazy.
And ; that’s sweet. ; Selena says Taylor made this for me for my 30th birthday. And it’s like one of the best paintings I’ve ever seen. She did it on on an actual cloth and she painted a beautiful uh lake and in it was at night and the moon was there and in the stars she painted our exact ; on cloth ; on a cloth and and um she painted our exact um ; star signs.
So for hers and mine and whatever here’s to the next 30 years handsewn ; and it says from Taylor like to Selena ; and it was all sewn by hand. So she had it painted or she painted it and then she would sew ; like to the next ; that’s I will say it’s probably Yeah. Like so she would sew it into I forget you know I feel so ashamed.
It’s a way of of crocheting. ; No, like the needle needle. ; It’s It just instead of writing here’s to the next 30 years or printing it, she sewed every letter. ; Guys, guys, ; it was the sweetest. ; I think she’s better at art like like it the other day. She made like fresh sourdough bread like it was like looked like it was from like a professional.
I hope she’ll let us use most of this. But when she made bread, she goes, “It’s a loaf story.” ; Oh, yeah. She let us. I posted it. ; Wait, can I say one thing? I was just saying it was so cute when she was like listening to Taylor and we went home and we were like, it reminds us of when we were young and we like really loved music and you’re so you’re you’re supportive beyond just like ; Well, the context of this conversation was us talking about my music and putting it out and she was telling me about what music is. It’s like for the
people like to connect with and then we ended up talking. It’s very clear that you literally connect with Taylor’s music on a different like you connect ; a million%. I I feel well Dorothia’s about me one of her songs ; and I feel like a lot of um moments huge moments that were selfdefining from relationships to family to love to hat all of it in between.
We were figuring it out because I was 15 and she was 18 and we didn’t really know like what was going on. And so we’ve never seen each other any differently. So when I listen to it, I I hear I’m so I’m so impressed how it’s eloquently put. ; Yeah. So there’s this song that Taylor wrote about us and it was called family and it was over easily a decade ago insinuating in the lyrics without quoting it is basically saying you have these amazing dreams you want to be in movies like in every crowd I still see you and then her part was you know you
believe in my stupid dreams like playing stadiums and now when I listen to that song both of those things makes things have happened for us. ; And that’s really sweet because back then she was just like ; I just wrote this song about us and it was just like our story kind of and it was just the sweetest thing.
So I love it. Do you guys ever like cuz I do this with some of my friends who I like first came up with and like do you guys ever sit there and you’re just like you’re like I can’t believe this is our life now from where you were. ; It’s more so that wow we survived it [laughter] as best as we could ; because it’s literally all we talk about.
like we we don’t not all we talk about but when we talk about it we’re not like look at this you know prosperity. It’s more so like actually this is so cool that you get it. It’s absolutely unbelievable to come from 17 years of friendship from multiple heartbreaks and love stories and fun stories in life. We both ended up fortunately being engaged around the same time and that was the coolest part.
; Do you know ; I love Travis and Benny. I love Benny. I mean I’m closer with Benny but I love Travis. ; He’s a Travis Travis. ; Of course I love Selena and Taylor. I don’t know Taylor that well but I I just feel like you both ended up with good dudes. That’s all I’m saying. I agree. ; Travis is a good dude of life and in the public eye and look where you are.
; I’m very lucky. I’m very lucky. It’s cool to have a friend just like you and Benny. It’s like, ; yeah, ; you know, I used to start and end every single day of my life. ; I’m with you. ; Talking to Dave. ; Oh, yeah. ; On the phone before I went to bed. ; What better way? ; And when I woke up every day.
; Yeah. ; Of my life. ; A lot of wasted hours. ; That’s really sweet. They’re not wasted. I’m joking. You know, I was ; You guys have helped shaped each other and I love both of you. ; I say this to Selena and I also say this to Dave. I’m so mad at like God or the universe for for making me wait so long to have like to be so close to like two of the people that I wanted to like it took me I I I it took me like 20 something years to meet Dave.
; Yeah. ; Funny. ; It’s not that bad. ; And then Selena of course at a later me ; at a later age I already knew her. She was ; I know you guys knew what the So you knew each you met when you were 12 or something. ; She was like 16. I was probably 20. ; But he also didn’t we didn’t like meet privately. My mom was with me.
Like it was a total thing. [laughter] ; I would actually like I’m 100% sure ; that I would take a bullet. ; Yeah. To the ; What were you going to say? ; I was just going to say take a bullet for [laughter] the same. We didn’t have to get descriptive. But same. You die for her. ; Yeah, I would die.
I would die if I knew that like I jumped in front of it and I would save her life. Yeah. Yeah. ; I feel that way, too. Me, too. ; I actually feel that way for the both of you. I would take one right here. ; I would honestly do ; take a bullet for me to the head. ; Yeah. And for you. ; Well, cuz that’s the fastest. ; I’d take a bullet to the thigh for you for sure.
; Shot you in the hand. It’s like, well, just ; I’ll take a bullet. I’m not dying for ; I would die for the two of you. I really would. I think that like [laughter] for me personally it’s Benny and Gracie. ; Yeah. Who’s that? Gracie. ; You wouldn’t take one from me. ; No, you can’t be the same.
But die to the face. She’s not dying for you to the face. ; She’s not dying. ; I would get everything done but die. ; If I knew I could survive, I would get shot. ; I thought that I thought that I had to die for my friends. I think this is really dark, but I think if they said you’re paralyzed or Benny dies, I think I’m living the rest of my life paralyzed.
; I have to say this, and I’ll say this, I would do that. You’re in charge of what happens to me. ; I truly feel like if you call somebody your good friend, ; Yeah. ; that you truly love and I love the three of you, ; I have no choice but to die for you. ; That’s ridiculous. Feel like you have the heart of a hooper.
You know, you gravitate towards that rock. ; Dude, we do do it that way. Why isn’t it a girl thing? Wow, that was a spider. ; Oh, give it a rest. ; Why is this lack of days? ; You have long legs. ; You guys, if you want, while we go pee, you could do anything you want physically. ; Is it weird that our husbands go to the bathroom together? ; Kristen, we’re getting word. It’s time.
You know, when I think back on my life, few things come to mind that are more nostalgic than I would go to my grandfather’s house every Sunday and watch the Eagles game and I would eat chicken nuggets, about eight of them, and I would always have grape soda. Now, it wasn’t lollipop because I don’t believe that they were operative at that time.
It was a different probably I don’t want to say competitor, but Lollipop wouldn’t even want me talking about what it was. But when I drink this grape lollipop, I can’t help but flash back to those lazy Sundays with my grandfather, Poppy Jack. ; A ; where we would watch the Eagles eat chicken nuggets.
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Go to liquid iv.com and get 20% off your first order with code FKS at checkout. That’s 20% off your first order with code fks at liquid iiv.com. ; Isn’t that so good? ; Yeah. Let’s keep doing it. We need it all. Have you guys tried it? ; It’s interesting cuz women have things that happen in their life that I think people tend to be like get over it.
And the point that I love is like I can absolutely forgive. ; Yeah, me too. ; But I cannot forget. ; Once you lose the trust of a man ; Oh, it’s gone. ; It’s gone. ; When you lose the trust of a man, it’s completely gone. I feel like as a woman, I love when guys have good guy friends. That makes ; guys have good what? You love when a guy has a good wife.
; What did you say? ; And then they ruined it. ; Guys do what? ; I said I’m very grateful that it’s a testament. It’s a testament of who you surround yourself with because ultimately you are who you surround yourself with. So for me, it’s very nice to know that these people are who he’s living life with, if that makes sense.
cuz I’d want him to be around really cool people. So, ; us too. Us like as as a couple like it’s so nice that you have anyone you have great people surrounding you. You have great people surrounding you. It’s nice. I mean, I love everyone in your life. ; I was just going to say that it’s nice when you meet someone who has a friend that’s really genuine and then you’re like, “These guys can’t be that bad.
” ; Amen, sister. Chuck, I think I think I think me and Selena I think Chuck I think me and Selena could beat you guys in two on two. ; She’s Who do you think could fight better out of you two? ; Selena. ; Okay. ; Should we do an arm wrestle? Cuz we’re both like ; Can you guys arm Chuck? Are you good at arm wrestling? ; I’m terrible.
But you’re terrible too, right? ; I might be. ; You guys got to do it right here. I think I’m the worst there’s ever been ; in the arcade. ; Okay, now you get here. Kristen, you’re going to get here. ; I’m prepared to lose. I just wanted to get on this side. You want to bend? ; I don’t want to break her. She’s so petite. ; Break her.
She’s ; I don’t mind. I don’t mind. ; Okay. Now you guys have to hold your other hand like this. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You ready? ; Don’t break your arm. ; Literally, I don’t care. I don’t care. So, please win. If you win, you know. ; One. Two. ; So, three. ; Here. ; Looks like they’re pretty. ; No, but please win.
; But when you want to win, ; she’s doing something. ; Why not? I just don’t want you to think. ; Are you guys this evenly? Are you guys both trying as hard as you can? ; No, I’m about to try really hard. ; Go, Kristen. Go, go, go, go. ; Oh my god, it’s so even. Kristen, [screaming] ; it’s perfectly even.
; I’m not letting it go past us. [laughter] ; Win if you can win. ; Okay, go. ; Go. [screaming] I’m trying. [laughter] ; Win. You guys are even strength. ; Yeah, that’s crazy. Okay, ; I’m hurting her. I’M HURTING HER. I’VE NEVER ARMED. I don’t think I’m good at all. ; 5 DAYS A WEEK. ; I’m bummed that no one would.
; Chuck, I think you should sit here. I think it’ll make it easier for you. ; Can you Can you sit down? ; No, you shouldn’t sit. Stand up. You’re going to need to You’re going to need ; I went hard ; and I’m like be like here. ; I hate this feeling. ; I don’t like it. [laughter] I’m so scared my arms are You ready? ; Yeah.
; Okay. Are we going to do 3 2 1 Now we’re like ; I think I did strain my back muscles. You guys have to count down. 3 2 1 ; I’m sorry. ; 3 2 1 ; Are we even strength? I’m trying as hard as I can. ; I’m just saying I agree with you, Kristen. My hand is like a bone. ; All right. I think ; No, I DON’T HAVE ANY.
; CHUCK, ARE WE EVEN? ; YEAH, it’s enough. It’s done. My arm IS ; WAIT, IT HURTS back over here. Maybe by the end I think I could have with I think if it was a test of time you would have won cuz my shoulders I can’t believe we’re even [laughter] ; I think all of us are pretty lame. ; I can’t believe we’re even.
; Can I say something Selena? Do you can you even can h how would you deal with these two boys every day? ; That’s actually a very good question. I think because I’m biased to one, it would be very difficult because No, not true. Because sometimes it would be really hard to I could never Here’s what I’m going to say.
Could never do what you guys are doing in this moment with Benny. ; Why? ; Why? ; Because I speak differently than he does. ; That’s how I feel both of you guys are in a different I have a view sometimes that is me wanting to express my actual authenticity however being eloquent while I do it ; and what I love and how I fell in love with Benny is that he’s uncensored and that’s what makes me uncensored so I like to say he’s peeling the onion ; and eventually I will be really fulfilled ; being fully myself but it’s it’s a um a
reaction, a knee-jerk reaction. ; I did feel like once you guys like the more you guys started dating, I feel like I saw you coming like more out of your own. Like when we first met, I could tell that ; he gave up the parties. That was a huge deal. ; Well, thank God he gave up. ; The parties like Well, you didn’t give up the parties, but like you have different ones.
; We gave up the parties, ; but there was no reason to have them anymore. ; Absolutely. The parties were only a single men. ; Shut up. ; Oh, ; no. It’s [laughter] okay. I don’t mind. It’s the truth. Let’s go to our reservation. We got to go to the thing. You guys ready? ; Our relationship is probably so healthy and one of the like greatest things of life, but also equally, you had a life before me and I had a life before you.
; Yeah. I’m sist. You win. Oh, sorry. ; And that is how the cookie. Don’t let them kiss. We have to kiss. They kiss. ; No. Let’s do our ; Oh, friends on three. ; Oh, yeah. ; Okay. In the center. Well, we don’t. ; I’m stuck. ; Uh, ; babe, do you think I can jump from here to there? ; Yeah. ; Oh, okay.
[laughter] Then let’s just do friends on three. ; Chuck, what would you do if I was this tall? ; No. ; NO ONE’S [laughter] ; Did you just hit your head, babe? ; Wait, should we all tried to break my ankle? ; Okay. [laughter] Okay. Stand up. Just just don’t ; How are we going to Okay. 1 2 3 on three. ; What do we do? What do we never been up here before? ; Okay, everyone put their hand ; like a sports huddle. You know, sports.
You’re a basketball player. ; Kristen, come on. ; One, TWO, THREE. FRIENDS, I almost want to get on my back. ; Should we do it again? ; No. Ready? ; Just get on my back. ; Should I say the line again? ; Nope. I think this is what you’re doing is very clean. Wa. I don’t This is getting too scary.
Okay, we’re ending it. This episode is brought to you by Domino’s. [laughter] ; You mean this perfect pizza? ; Oh, WOW. THE CRUST HAS CHEESE. ; Cheesy crust. ; Okay, let me give you a brand new slice. Oh, Jack. It’s going to It’s so hot. ; Oh, I don’t like the way it’s been handed to me. ; There’s nothing better. ; It’s actually so good.
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We’ve been doing the worst deal ever. ; I’ve been ordering just cheese and I could be having seven. ; We like cheese. But what if I told you that I got 7x cheese? ; Do you know what I would tell you? ; Best deal ever. ; Ever. ; That’s a lot of cheese. ; But it’s the perfect amount of cheese. You don’t have to go full force on one topping.
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