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Truth or eat it! W/ kevin hart – Ty

 

Eat your heart out or speak your heart out okay now kevin the reason we’re playing this is your newest business venture is a 100% plant-based fast food restaurant called heart house now obviously heart house’s menu only serves the most delicious plant-based items and in front of you you can see that we at the show have taken a different route we have created an assortment of food concoctions that are all each and every one of them 100% plant-based but also 100% disgusting so here’s how it works i’m going to ask you a question you can

Either choose to answer it or sample one of the foods in front of us we’ve got things like uh like in front of you there is a salty soyo and seaweed smoothie oh wait till you smell wait till you smell the yeasty ham parfait which in the history of playing different iterations of this game is the worst thing i’ve ever smelled all right so so the food i will choose for you i’m going to give you this the flaming hot wet cheese no need to give me that now what i can tell you this this is of course all plant-based a block of cheese

In a bowl with hot sauce and girkins okay all right okay it doesn’t matter i’m going to answer but smell it because i don’t want to smell it i just want to answer it go ahead don’t just smell it a little bit no i don’t want to smell it at all come on come on you want no no bring it on want to hear the question yeah give me the question here it comes think you’re going to read it here it comes 5’4 is that it is that it that’s my truth that’s my truth my truth that’s my truth okay all right okay here’s the first question oh

[laughter] god oh god here’s the first question okay you ready oh god kevin how much did you get paid for jumangi the nextlevel that is an unbelievable [music]question oh god um so that’s the sequel what do i have to do to the incredibly successful janu so i imagine in terms of a a negotiation you’re your strongest really i mean i can make it without you you knowwhat okay uh you know look if i if i had to if i had to do a rough a rough guess see i’m a backend player so it’s not about what you take

Upfront i don’t want upfront money for the movie um so i took less money in hopes that the movie would find amazing success because i’m a good partner cuz i think you made 800 million dollar i don’t know i ian i i don’t know the numbers tomato tomato listen what what because of the success of the movie you know overall you’re probably in a space of you know i don’t know probably like3 probably like 25 30 if you if you put together 20 between 20 between 25 to 30 i would say5 million 25 but but that is not a that is not a

Kevin hart success that is a studio success the good thing about being a good partner is you want your studio to be successful so sony being a good partner at the time that an amazing job marketing and promoting and that allowed all the cast members to find success in this particular movies it’s not just one it’s all of our success yeah so yeah that’s right all right yeah just making sure you understand it’s all of us it’s not just okay go ahead okay so kevin you your questions there be first you have to choose you got move you have to choose

What you want me to eat so what would you like to choose can i move this i move this what would you like me to take we just choose one you know what i’m going yeasty hand par that’s exactly the one i just said was gross oh okay okay i think i might throw up man okay all right here we go okay ask me the question here we go that is so i can’t call him oh wow all right here’s a question for you uh i want you to rank these movies of mine from uh from best to worst okay right i want you to be honest with me here okay cuz i’m assuming that you’ve

Seen all these movies because you’re you’re a friend and a fan of my work get hard s your intelligence and ride along i have seen get hard oh tell you why i tell you why why because you were on the third episode of the late late show that we had ever done here in the studio with will ferell and back at that point i thought i had to watch everything yes so so you but i realized about 50 shows later yeah you can just tell people that you loved it and they’ll believe you yes yes yes all right so best or worst well listen the truth

Is you don’t need me to say that they’re all masterpieces all right so yeah okay but you’ve asked me to rank them yeah so they they’re still above citizen kane good fellas okay all right you know on a long still a bu yeah i’m still up i’m on so i will go central intelligence okay is the best get shorty no ride along ride along ride along okay and get hard i was thinking get hard okay best to worst but they are all still amongst the greatest examples of film i mean i can accept that i just don’t i don’t know how will fough would feel

About you putting get hard last but it’s none of my business all right okay kevin what should i give you here i am going to give you i’m going to give you this the spicy sinus cleanser skewer okay kevin here it is kevin besides your own companies you are also known to have invested in other businesses including an energy drink a health and fitness program and a car buying app what is the worst business investment you are currently involved in the worst business investment that i’m currently involved

In is the business of investing in your friends uh you never want your friends to feel like their ideas are not good ideas but thus far these ideas have been a endless pit ofbankruptcy uh the ventures the ventures that my friends have made me put money into uh have never worked i think the worst the worst one i’ve probably invested into one of my friends um had headphones that they created that opened up into speakers you like they were headphones and you can enjoy it like this but then if you wanted to make like everybody

Else they were the whole purpose of the invention this is what told me like they say you know like when people listen to music and you go what are you listening to and people always got to make you put on the headphones they said with these they just open yeah that’s the worst invention i’ve ever put money into wow yes wow headphones that open up and become speakers yes all right kevin my turn choose a food for you know what i’m going to go you know what i’m going to go i’m going to go to lousy loaded fries cuz i don’t want to okay lousy loaded

Fries this is french fries covered in pistachio butter shrimp and raisins okay let’s get see what this is all right one of these smells are really messing with me it’s real bad all right number two question for you today’s your birthday yeah so i’m curious what is the worst gift that someone gave you today i know you received a lot of gifts by the way you’re on set your staff is here uh no way all these gifts are good gifts as a matter of fact 70% of these gifts a horrible gifts i’m just i don’t know whether to that just yeah

Oh you probably got a tie you probably got some socks i don’t know cu i don’t want the person or peoples who bought it for me to be offended but they would that’s the purpose of the question that’s that’s the purpose of the question but then i don’t know if the people that bought it for me ever actually saw it so i can tell you my uh my agents here in los angeles they bought me a backpack which made me question whether we’d ever met before it was an expensive backpack from a a very good shop store i it looked

Expensive but it was like it was what i would like like a 14y olds back what would you what would you have said if it had speakers on it so it would be that it would be that it would be a it would be that that’s a horrible gift all right what are you choosing for me okay uh kevin i’m going to give you this one creamy plant-based tuna pudding which is doesn’t even make sense pudding and chunks of tuna with a cinnamon stick and a fish egg garnish okay all right here we go oh okay question three kevin you’ve starred alongside dwayne johnson jack

Black and nick jonas rank their acting abilities from best to wor i think you got to eat you hang on there’s a spoon there’s a spoon down there there’s a spoon down there if you want it because you know we’re we’re all hoping jangi threes around the corner i mean at the end of the day everybody’s a professional actor so this everybody’s made it so if i were to do it it’s not like it’s disrespectful these are my co-stars and i will not let you divide janji like this yeah okay i will not let him do it i will not let you do it do them you

Selfish son of a  you trying to destroy a franchisees what you’re trying to do these are good people these are good men how was it oh my god i almost let it go no i’m serious i really i had like a little a wret yeah like a little bit little little little teeny piece of cameout a little teeny piece well he did great he did great it’s my turn now so you can choose the food for me go for it the nastiest on this damn table go go go to flaming hot

Wet go that one okay okay it’s only right that i return a favor right you’re in a nice setting here it’s a beautiful beautiful time for you the world of late night is always been amazing a lot of your counterparts play in this space by the way rank these late night hosts from the best to the worst stepen coar jimmy fallon and jimmy kimel nice young guy like yourself on the block doing well it’s a good idea for you to say who’s good good who’s bad right it’s going to come off good i will not let you destroy what what is a is it one of

The jimmies would you say one of the jimmies a beautiful brotherhood who have been nothing but beautiful and supportive to me you think it’s kimel they are lovely to me every single one of them you what oh god oh god oh oh god that was disgusting we’ll be right back everybody that’s right they survived it the god was thrown

The Bizarre Invention Kevin Hart Invested In That He Now Regrets More Than Anything Else

The Price of Success: Kevin Hart’s Unfiltered Confessions

In the glitzy, fast-paced world of Hollywood, where massive box-office hits and high-profile business ventures often paint a picture of perfect, effortless success, the reality is frequently far more complex. For global superstar Kevin Hart, life is not just about the sold-out arenas or the record-breaking movies. It is also about the gritty, sometimes messy, and occasionally stomach-churning truth behind the curtain. Recently, in a display of raw honesty—and a little bit of physical suffering—Hart sat down for a candid conversation that stripped away the PR polish, leaving us with a story about the true cost of fame and friendship.

But before we dive into the wreckage of bad investments and the pressure of stardom, we have to address the mystery that keeps fans guessing: What happens when the person who has everything is forced to face the one thing they cannot control?

The Business of Friendship: A Costly Lesson

We often hear the advice: “Don’t mix business with pleasure.” Yet, in the tight-knit circles of celebrity, that line is frequently blurred. Hart, ever the loyal friend, shared an insight that resonated with anyone who has ever tried to support a loved one’s dream, only to realize the dream might be a financial nightmare.

When asked about his worst business investment, Hart didn’t shy away from the answer. He noted that the most challenging aspect of his portfolio hasn’t been managing global brands or navigating complex negotiations; it has been the business of investing in his friends. He described the emotional conflict of wanting to support someone you love, while simultaneously watching their “brilliant” ideas turn into an “endless pit of bankruptcy.”

The standout culprit? A pair of headphones. But these were not just any headphones. According to Hart, his friend’s invention was a set of headphones that, with a simple mechanism, could open up to become speakers. The logic, as explained by the inventor, was to avoid those awkward social moments where someone asks, “What are you listening to?” Instead of forcing a friend to wear your spare earbud, you could just pop the speakers open and share the audio with the room. It sounds like a premise for a slapstick comedy, but for Hart’s bank account, it was a very real, and very painful, reality.

The Reality of Hollywood Negotiations

Moving away from the cautionary tales of failed start-ups, the conversation pivoted to the massive, multi-million dollar world of blockbuster filmmaking. Hart, a staple of modern action-comedy, is no stranger to the Jumanji franchise. When asked about his paycheck for Jumanji: The Next Level, the response was a masterclass in how A-list stars actually navigate the studio system.

Rather than focusing on the upfront “day rate,” Hart emphasized the strategy of the “backend player.” He explained that for massive projects, taking less money upfront can be a strategic move. By betting on the project’s success, he aligns himself with the studio, becoming a partner rather than just an employee. It is a philosophy that turns a paycheck into an investment. When the movie clears hundreds of millions at the box office, that backend participation turns into a significant financial windfall. But Hart was quick to pivot the credit away from himself alone. He framed the success as a collective victory—the studio’s marketing, the cast’s chemistry, and the hard work of everyone involved.

The Dilemma of Choice

As the interview progressed, the stakes grew higher. Hart was placed in a high-pressure environment where every question carried a “tax”—if you refused to answer, you had to consume a truly revolting food concoction. This brings us to a pivotal moment in the discussion.

What would you have done in this situation? Would you have answered the tough questions and potentially burned bridges, or would you have eaten the “yeasty ham parfait” to keep the peace?

The dynamic highlights a fascinating aspect of celebrity culture: the constant need to balance honesty with diplomacy. Whether he was ranking his movies—Central Intelligence, Ride Along, and Get Hard—or being pressed to rank the acting abilities of his A-list co-stars like Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, and Nick Jonas, Hart had to walk a razor-thin line. His refusal to divide his “Jumanji” family showed that while he is willing to be funny, he is also fiercely protective of his professional relationships. He refused to let the game destroy the “brotherhood” he shared with his castmates, effectively choosing to suffer through the “spicy sinus cleanser” rather than speak a word against his peers.

The Burden of Expectations

One of the most humanizing moments of the conversation came when the topic turned to personal life, specifically his birthday. We tend to imagine that the lives of the ultra-wealthy are filled with nothing but perfectly curated, expensive gifts. Hart debunked this immediately. He admitted that a significant portion of the gifts he receives are, frankly, quite terrible. He spoke about a backpack he received from his agents—an item so disconnected from his style and personality that it made him question whether they had ever actually met him.

It’s a reminder that even when you are at the top of your game, the simple act of human connection—knowing someone, understanding their taste, and showing them you care—is something that money cannot easily purchase. It’s not about the price tag of the backpack; it’s about the disconnect between the giver and the recipient.

The Final Verdict

Throughout the experience, Hart remained true to his brand: funny, resilient, and always professional. Whether he was forced to eat “creamy plant-based tuna pudding” or dodge questions about the late-night television landscape, he handled the chaos with the same energy that has kept him at the top of the comedy world for over a decade.

His journey reflects a deeper truth about the nature of success: it is rarely a straight line. It is a collection of risks, failures, moments of intense pressure, and the constant navigation of human relationships. The “open loop” we started with—the question of what happens when a superstar is faced with a challenge they cannot buy their way out of—has been answered. They lean into the struggle, maintain their integrity, and, when all else fails, use their sense of humor to survive the discomfort.

As we reflect on these revelations, it becomes clear that Hart’s biggest asset isn’t his ability to secure a blockbuster contract; it is his ability to stay grounded, acknowledge his mistakes, and laugh at himself even when the situation is at its most absurd.

Now that you’ve seen how Kevin Hart navigates the high-stakes world of business and celebrity, what is the biggest lesson you think he learned from that failed headphone venture? Share your thoughts below and let’s get the conversation started.

The truth is, whether you are a Hollywood superstar or someone just trying to get through the work week, the lessons remain the same. Life is about the choices we make when the pressure is on, the friends we choose to trust, and the grace with which we handle the occasional, inevitable, and sometimes quite disgusting, hiccups along the way. Stay bold, stay honest, and always be ready for the next challenge. Success isn’t just about the finish line; it’s about how you handle the race—and whether you’re willing to eat a little bit of “plant-based tuna pudding” along the way to prove it.

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‘Avengers: infinity war’ cast tours los angeles w/ james corden

Hollywood star tour buses take tourists and drive them around to see the houses of the most famous celebrities. I got thinking there’s no tour for the stars to take until now. That’s why i created james corden star star tour, the star tour that takes the stars on the tour. I’ve invested a whole lot of money into this, most of mine and actually a large chunk of “the late late show”‘s budget.

So i really need some stars to turn up. ( laughter ) hey, reg, did you see any stars down there? >> reggie: no. >> james: okay. Well, let’s just sit and hope. Fingers crossed. ( cheers and applause ) >> hi, james. How are you doing? I’m — >> james: i know who you are. I just got lost in your eyes. >> is this the right place for the tour? >> james: omigod! Thank you for coming! ( cheers and applause ) what’s your name? >> chris.

>> james: chris, you’re going to have to be a lot more specific. >> chris pratt. >> james: pratt. There you are! >> thank you. I’m benedict cumberbatch. >> james: the hardest name to pronounce in the marvel universe. >> chicken? >> james: scratch that. Great. >> james: james corden. Nice to see you. Welcome. Latisha.

This is more stars than i could have dreamt of. War machine. Falcon himself! Please stay seated at all times. Thank you. Always the bad guy. Is this on? Hello, good morning and welcome to james corden’s star tour, the tour that takes the stars on tour. ( cheering ) i should say the flash photography is allowed, just please make sure you tag me if all the photos.

Okay, thank you. Weapons prohibited on the bus, including firearms, mace, war hammers and infinity goblets. Has everybody got sunscreen on? Has everybody applied sunscreen? Now, i did my face. But, benedict, i haven’t done my legs. So if you could get in here, and, chris, if you could take this leg, that would be wonderful.

And don’t be shy. Just really get in there. Really rub it in. This is a great time. >> one magic moment on the bus! >> james: you see here, this is a coffee bean. It’s a coffee shop. That is where, when you shout out of a room, can someone get me a coffee? Someone will run down to a shop very similar to that and wait in line and bring you back the coffee.

That’s where that happens, exactly. Oh, no, it’s absolutely incredible. Ladies and gentlemen, reggie watts. ( cheering ) ♪ ♪ ♪ nah, nah ♪ ♪ nah, nah, nah, nah, nah ♪ ♪ , oh, whoa, whoa ♪ ♪ whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop ♪ ♪ i like outer space ♪ ♪ i like outer space ♪ ♪ looking at any races ♪ ♪ energy weapons ♪ ♪ energy weapons ♪ ♪ if somebody attacks me ♪ ♪ if somebody attacks me ♪ ♪ i have the skill to defend myself ♪ ♪ i have the skill to defend myself ♪ ♪ and if somebody doubts me ♪ ♪ and if somebody doubts me ♪

Well, that’s too bad for them because they gonna diiiiiie! ( applause ) >> james: this is actually barbra streisand’s holiday home. She designed it herself. Yeah. >> i don’t know that that’s true. >> james: now, if you look here, these people are waiting in line for a brunch. If we could slow down. Everybody look.

They’re all waiting in line for a brunch there! >> when you said waiting in line, what does that mean? >> announce >> james: if you don’t go through the kitchen, there might be people — >> it’s like a red carpet. >> james: it’s like a red carpet. >> i got your back. >> james: thank you very much. Excuse pe, i don’t mean to interrupt.

I have to use the bathroom. Can i use the bathroom? >> james: the problem with that, josh, as rules on the star tour, you have to have appeared in three or more marvel movies to use the bathroom. So tom, do you need the bathroom? >> no. >> james: sorry, tom. Does anybody in this bus die in the next “avengers”? Do you know what, guys? Wait, can we stop the bus? I just — wait here.

Wait here. ♪ ♪ >> james: are you a big marvel fan? >> i am, yes. >> james: really? If you’ve got a marvel comic or something, i could probably get it signed for you and send it to you. If that’s something you want to do. Yeah? >> yeah. >> james: what’s your name? Ordan. >> james: i see you’ve got a “black panther” comic.

>> yes. >> james: do you collect a lot of this stuff. >> yes. >> james: marvel or d.c. Marvel. >> james: you have a lot of these things? >> yes. >> james: do you have any signed. >> i wish. >> james: really? Just wait here. I’ll try and figure out how i’m gonna do that. ( avengers music ) ( exclamations ) > you all right? Nice to meet you.

What’s up, y’all? Thank you! ♪ ♪ >> i want a “black panther.” >> james: as wick as we can, guys. >> oh, “black panther.” don’t mind if i do. >> james: that’s fun. Look after those. I have a feeling they could be worth a bit of money. Bye-bye. >> thank you so much. >> james: happy to sign any. I just want to tell you — >> james: don’t be shy, like, oh, he hates this.

I don’t mind. ♪ ♪ >> there you go, anthony, god bless you. >> tanks, man! >> james: still here and happy to sign some stuff. >> ready to get back on the tour. Do you want me to get on the bus? >> james: sure. Do you want me to sign peter rabbit stuff for you? >> no. >> james: all avengers back on the bus, please! Can all avengers get back on the bus, please? We thought we with would have a sing song so we’ve written the lyrics.

Your hymn sheets are under your chairs. I think you will enjoy the song me and reggie have for you. ♪ we saved the world ♪ ♪ we are “avengers” ♪ >> james: “the avengers”! I was wondering why they weren’t on the bus. ♪ we save the world ♪ ♪ we are >> james: it’s a beautiful day, isn’t it?

It’s a beautiful day! Okay. Is everybody in? Okay. Everyone say “we are “the avengers”!” >> we are the “avengers”! >> james: thank you for joining the tour. Please tell your friends. A list, b, c list, but we draw the line. It’s james corden’s star tour, the tour that takes the stars on tour, weekdays, that’s what we do.

( cheers and applause ) >> let’s get the party started! >> james: we just did it. We’ve just done it. You missed it. >> you said between 12:00 and 6:00. >> james: no, 12:00 and 2:00. Well, i’m here now. So ready? >> you’re on your own, buddy. That’s cool. >> james: yes, let’s do it all again. ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ >> james: the mess that people leave on a bus…

( laughter ) ( cheers and applause )