He drank two cases of beer and a bottle of whiskey every single day for years. He hung himself on stage every night for a decade. A piano wire holding his neck above a noose snapped at Wembley Stadium in 1988. He was a cocaine addict so severe he cannot remember recording four entire albums.
He was hospitalized for cirrhosis of the liver at age 35 and told he had weeks. Doctors called his recovery a biblical miracle. He outlived John Lennon. He outlived Keith Moon. He outlived Harry Nilsson. He outlived his own lead guitarist. He is the only founding member of the Hollywood Vampires drinking club who is still breathing. He is 78 years old.
He is on tour right now. And his most recent album released in July 2025 debuted at number five on the rock charts. Every paramedic, every doctor, every bandmate, every magazine, every fan, they all expected to be writing his obituary by 1984. Instead, they’re writing his tour reviews in 2026.
This is the real story of Vincent Damon Furnier, the preacher’s son who built shock rock, drank himself to the edge of the grave, looked death in the face, and somehow walked back. This is Alice Cooper’s real story. Number one. The preacher’s son from Detroit. Vincent Damon Furnier was born on February 4th, 1948 at Saratoga Hospital in Detroit.
His father, Ether Moroni Furnier, was an ordained pastor in the Church of Jesus Christ, a small Christian denomination based in Pennsylvania. His grandfather was an apostle in the same church. There was nothing in the household genetic code that pointed to electric chairs, fake blood, or pythons wrapped around a teenager’s neck.
The family moved constantly. Detroit, Los Angeles, back to Detroit, Phoenix, back to Detroit again. By the time Vincent was 13, his father was finally ordained and the family planted in Phoenix, Arizona for good in May 1961. He arrived sick. Within weeks of arriving, he threw up two quarts of lasagna onto his pillow.
He had a string of childhood illnesses so severe his mother used to send him $5 a week into his early career because she didn’t think he could survive on his own. He was a quiet kid. He ran cross country. He wrote for the school paper at Cortez High School under the pen name Muscles McNasel.
He was an art student. He worshipped Salvador Dali, which sounds like a flex now, but at 16 in Phoenix, it was an early indication that something was wired differently inside him. He had never even held a guitar. That was about to change in the most accidental way possible. Number two, the Earwigs who became a cult.
In 1964, Cortez High School announced an annual letterman’s talent show. Vincent and four classmates, Glen Buxton, Dennis Dunaway, John Tatum, and John Speer, decided to enter as a fake Beatles tribute. They put on wigs. They wrote parody lyrics to Beatles songs. They called themselves the Earwigs.
There was one problem. None of them could play. They won anyway. The crowd reaction was so unhinged that the boys who had treated the whole thing as a joke decided to actually learn the instruments. They walked to a Phoenix pawn shop and bought guitars on installments.
Glen Buxton, the bad kid, the one with the leather jacket, the school newspaper photographer who taught himself to play first, became the teacher. They renamed themselves the Spiders. They had a local number one hit in 1966 with a song called Don’t Blow Your Mind. They drove to Los Angeles. They renamed themselves the Nazz.
Then a guy named Todd Rundgren took the name First. So, in 1968 they sat down at a Phoenix apartment with a list of possibilities, and one of them, to this day nobody fully agrees who, said the name Alice Cooper out loud. It was deliberately weird. It sounded like an old country and western singer.
It sounded like a librarian. It sounded like an axe murderer. It had a twisted sense of innocence about it, and that was exactly the point. They later told reporters it came from a Ouija board reading or a 17th century witch burned at the stake. Both stories were complete fabrications they refused to deny because the publicity was free.
They were five long-haired boys in dresses and makeup calling themselves Alice. Nobody was buying it until one frustrated bandmate decided to crash the front yard of the most unpredictable man in rock and roll. Number three, 7:00 a.m. at Frank Zappa’s house. In 1968, the band found out where Frank Zappa lived in Los Angeles.
Zappa was running his own label, Straight Records, and was famous for signing oddities other labels wouldn’t touch. The band’s manager arranged an audition. Zappa told them, “Come over at 7:00 o’clock.” The band thought he meant 7:00 in the morning. They showed up at sunrise in full glam rock costume, set up their gear in Zappa’s front yard, and started playing at full volume while the neighborhood was still asleep.
Zappa stormed downstairs in his bathrobe. He listened. He stared. He told them they were the first band who’d ever shown up at 7:00 a.m. for an audition. Then, he signed them on the spot. Their first two albums, Pretties for You, 1969, and Easy Action, 1970, were psychedelic, unfocused, and commercially dead on arrival.
Nobody outside Los Angeles had any idea who they were. They emptied entire rooms after 10 minutes. After one disastrous Cheetah Club gig in Venice, where they cleared the entire venue, a music manager named Shep Gordon, who had never managed anyone in his life, walked up to them and said, “Any band that can make a thousand people leave that fast has something I can sell.
” He became their manager for the rest of Alice’s career. He still is, but the moment that actually built the Alice Cooper name didn’t happen on a stage. It happened at a rock festival in Toronto in September 1969, and it involved a chicken. Number four, the chicken that made him a villain.
September 13th, 1969, the Toronto Rock and Roll Revival Festival. The bill was insane. John Lennon’s Plastic Ono Band, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Bo Diddley, The Doors, and near the bottom of the poster, a barely known band from Phoenix called Alice Cooper. Mid-set, somewhere in the chaos, a live chicken made its way onto the stage.
To this day, accounts disagree. Some say it walked out of a feather pillow Alice had torn open. Some say bassist Dennis Dunaway later admitted the band traveled with two pet chickens named Larry and Pecker. Some say a fan threw it. What happened next is undisputed. Alice picked up the chicken. He looked at it.
He thought to himself, as he later told interviewers, in pure Detroit kid logic, “It has wings. It’s a bird. It can fly.” He threw it into the crowd. The chicken did not fly. The chicken plummeted into the front rows, where the people in wheelchairs at the very front of the festival tore it to pieces. By the next morning, every newspaper in North America was running the same headline.
Alice Cooper bites head off chicken and drinks the blood. Frank Zappa called him directly. Alice tried to deny it. Zappa stopped him cold. “Whatever you do, don’t tell anyone you didn’t do it. You can’t buy this kind of publicity.” Alice listened. That was the moment Vincent Furnier understood what the audience actually wanted from him.
They didn’t want another peace and love hippie. They wanted a villain. They wanted somebody to be the dark mirror of Woodstock. He decided right there that the band would deliver one. He had no idea how big the band was about to pay off. Number five, the hit factory. The band relocated to Detroit, where the audiences were rougher, louder, and more receptive.
Warner Brothers signed them. A young Canadian producer named Bob Ezrin, who would later produce Pink Floyd’s The Wall and Kiss’s Destroyer, took over. What followed was one of the fastest rises in rock history. Love It to Death, 1971, produced I’m Eighteen, which crashed onto the Billboard charts at number 21 and gave them their first gold album.
Killer, 1971, another gold album. School’s Out, July 1972, peaked at number two on the Billboard 200 and the title track went all the way to number one in the United Kingdom. The album cover folded out like a wooden school desk. The vinyl itself was wrapped in a pair of paper panties. Yes, paper panties, until lawyers made Warner Brothers stop.
It sold over a million copies. Billion Dollar Babies, 1973, hit number one in both the United States and the United Kingdom. It contained No More Mr. Nice Guy, Elected, and Hello Hooray. It was certified platinum in just 24 months. This man had gone from emptying clubs to selling out arenas. The stage shows became insane.
A working guillotine, operated by famous magician James Randi himself, chopped Alice’s head off every night. An electric chair. Real boa constrictors draped around his shoulders. A baby doll impaled on a sword. Mock executions choreographed to the millisecond. Then the British Parliament got involved.
The censorship campaigner, Mary Whitehouse, joined a member of Parliament named Leo Abse to demand Alice Cooper be banned from the United Kingdom entirely. Sales of Billion Dollar Babies tripled the next month. But underneath all of this, under the makeup, under the dollar bills printed for the album cover, under the manufactured insanity, Vincent Furnier had a problem nobody could see yet.
And he had started drinking like the stage character he played. And the stage character drank like he was trying to die. Number six, the audition that saved his life. In early 1975, the original Alice Cooper band collapsed under the weight of internal disagreements. Vincent legally changed his name to Alice Cooper in 1974 to keep ownership of the brand.
He went solo. He made the bed of his life, a concept album called Welcome to My Nightmare with horror film legend Vincent Price narrating. With a $600,000 stage show featuring a 9-ft tall furry cyclops, giant black widow spiders, and a cast of dancers. To find those dancers, his team auditioned roughly 3,000 women.
One of them was an 18-year-old former Joffrey Ballet apprentice from Denver named Sheryl Goddard. She had no idea who Alice Cooper was. She didn’t even like rock music. The first time she met him, she was hired to teach him stretches and she hurt him by accident. A few weeks into the tour, after a show, a small group of musicians and dancers gathered in Alice’s hotel suite to eat pizza and watch horror movies.
Sheryl ended up in a conversation with him so engrossing that she didn’t notice everyone else slowly leaving the room. When she finally stood up to go, he asked her, half joking, to kiss him good night. She did. 12 months later on March 20th, 1976 in Acapulco, Mexico, Vincent Furnier and Sheryl Goddard were married.
Both of their fathers, both ordained clergymen, officiated the ceremony. The contract was separate estates, meaning neither could touch the other’s property in case of divorce. Within four years, that contract would matter because Vincent was about to start trying to kill himself one bottle at a time in plain sight of his new wife.
Number seven, the Hollywood Vampires. By the mid-1970s, Alice was earning enough money to drink with anyone in the world. So, he started a club. He called it the Hollywood Vampires. The headquarters was the upstairs back room of the Rainbow Bar and Grill on the Sunset Strip in Los Angeles.
The hazing requirement to join was simple. You had to outdrink every existing member in a single sitting. The roster reads like a death certificate of 1970s rock and roll. President, Alice Cooper. Vice President, Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who would die of a sedative overdose in 1978 at age 32.
Member, John Lennon, in the middle of his 18-month Lost Weekend separation from Yoko Ono, who would be assassinated in December 1980 at age 40. Member, Harry Nilsson, who would die of a heart attack in 1994 at age 52. Member, Bernie Taupin, Elton John’s lyricist, who was helping Alice develop a serious cocaine habit nobody talked about for 30 years.
Member, Micky Dolenz of The Monkees. Member, Ringo Starr, when he was in town. Some nights, Jim Morrison would show up. Some nights, Mickey Mantle would walk in. Groucho Marx, yes, that Groucho Marx, would arrive in his beret, sit at Alice’s table, watch the chaos, and chuckle. He called Alice Coop, the same nickname he had once used for Gary Cooper.
Alice was drinking two cases of Budweiser and a fifth of Seagram’s Seven Crown whiskey every single day. He told interviewers decades later that he was the most functional alcoholic on the planet. He recorded sober. He performed soberish. He showed up to interviews on time. He never missed a show.
Then, one morning in the summer of 1977, on tour for the album Lace and Whiskey, he woke up in a hotel room, drank two beers, walked to the bathroom, and threw up blood. Sheryl was in the room. She saw it. She and his manager, Shep Gordon, staged an intervention that night. Their exact words, as Alice later remembered them, “We couldn’t love you more, and this is tough love.
” Number eight, Cornell, 1977. In October 1977, at the absolute peak of his fame, Alice Cooper was admitted to Cornell Medical Center, a psychiatric sanitarium in White Plains, New York. He was 29 years old. The Betty Ford Center didn’t exist yet. There were no specialized celebrity rehab facilities. There was just a ward full of patients with severe mental illness and a rock star going through cold turkey alcohol withdrawal with nothing but Valium on his first night to ease him through.
He later described it as One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest and Beyond. He came out 4 weeks later. He was sober. He wrote down the names and stories of everyone he’d met in that ward in a small notebook. He called Bernie Taupin, Elton John’s lyricist and his Hollywood Vampires drinking buddy, and told him, “I took notes.
These people need to be written about.” They co-wrote the album From the Inside, 1978, together. It produced the top 20 single, “How You Gonna See Me Now?” It was the most personal record he had ever made. He stayed sober for about a year. Then, he tasted a sip of his wife’s wine at a dinner party. And he discovered cocaine.
Number nine, The Blackout Years. The years 1980 to 1983 are, to this day, almost entirely missing from Alice Cooper’s memory. He calls them the blackout albums. Four studio records, Flush the Fashion, Special Forces, Zipper Catches Skin, and DaDa, were written, recorded, produced, and released during a period he genuinely cannot remember.
Years later, on a podcast, he listened to one of the songs from Zipper Catches Skin and said, “Wow, that’s clever. My subconscious was writing some pretty good stuff.” His own guitarist, Dick Wagner, walked out of the zipper sessions when he discovered Alice was freebasing cocaine in the studio between takes.
Then came the moment that almost ended it. By mid-1983, Alice was alone in a room in Phoenix, curtains closed. He had a rock of cocaine in front of him. He looked in the mirror. He later told the evangelist Greg Laurie what happened next. “I saw blood coming out of my eyes. I don’t know if it was a hallucination or if it was really happening.
All I knew was I was going to die.” He couldn’t get out of bed. He was frail. He was pale. He had stopped eating. His family put him in a car and drove him to a Phoenix hospital. Doctors diagnosed cirrhosis of the liver. They told him he had a window, a small one, and that he had to quit drugs and alcohol immediately and permanently.
A few weeks later in November 1983, while he was still in treatment, Sheryl Goddard filed for divorce. He was 35 years old. He had lost his marriage. He had lost his record label. Warner Brothers dropped him in February 1984. He had lost a decade he could not remember. He walked out of that hospital and did something doctors have called impossible. He went to a bar.
He sat down. He ordered a Coca-Cola. He sat there and waited for the craving. It never came. 40 years later, confirmed, public, verified, he has never had another drink. By mid-1984, he and Sheryl had reconciled. They are still married. As of 2026, that’s nearly 50 years.
Number 10, The Night the Gallows Snapped. In April 1988, on the last night of a run of Wembley Stadium shows in London, Alice Cooper was performing his signature gallows execution finale. The trick was old by then. He had been doing some version of it since 1971. The mechanism was simple. A harness rigged under his costume connected to an almost invisible piano wire from the rafters.
The wire kept the noose hanging exactly 1 in above his actual neck. He would drop. The audience would gasp. He would hang there motionless for a beat. Then the lights would cut. Magician James Randi had designed the original version. But Alice had been performing it for 17 years and he had never once thought about changing the piano wire.
In his words, given to Entertainment Weekly in 2018, “Everything has its stress limits. After doing so many shows, I never thought about changing the wire. I figured it would last forever.” The wire snapped. He felt the rope hit his chin. In a fraction of a second, what he later called “the longest split second of my life”, he flipped his head backward.
The noose slid over his neck instead of catching his chin. It left a severe rope burn. He blacked out on the stage floor. He was breathing. Then he got up, switched out the wire, finished the show, and continued the tour. He still does the gallows in his stage show today. The piano wire is now replaced every single tour.
Number 11, outliving everyone. Here is what Alice Cooper has done since 1983 that no other rock star of his generation can claim. He has outlived every founding member of the Hollywood Vampires. Keith Moon, gone in 1978. John Lennon, murdered in 1980. Harry Nilsson, dead in 1994.
Mickey Mantle, who used to drink with them, dead in 1995. He has outlived members of his own band. Glen Buxton, his oldest friend, his guitar teacher, the kid who taught him the first chord, the man who co-wrote School’s Out, died of pneumonia on October 19th, 1997 in Clarion, Iowa at the age of 49. Alice’s official statement was, “I think I laughed more with him than anyone else.
Wherever he is now, I’m sure there’s a guitar, a cigarette, and a switchblade nearby.” Alice survived all of them. He took up golf in the Cornell Sanitarium in 1977. There was a course on the grounds. He went to sleep every night dreaming about teeing up the next morning. He has played golf almost every day since.
His handicap as of 2024 has been reported around five, better than many touring pros. In 1995, he and his wife co-founded Solid Rock, a Christian nonprofit that runs teen centers across Arizona. The first one opened in Phoenix in 2012, another in Mesa in 2021, a third in Goodyear.
The centers provide free music, art, and vocational training for at-risk teenagers, including kids dealing with the kind of addictions that almost killed him. In 2011, Alice Cooper, the original band including Glen Buxton posthumously, was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. In 2018, he played King Herod in Jesus Christ Superstar Live in Concert.
The preacher’s son played a biblical villain on primetime American television with his Christian wife in the audience with his church pastor father long since passed away in 1987, and he turned in a performance that critics called the highlight of the broadcast. The kid who was supposed to die in a hotel room in 1983 was on national television in his 70s singing scripture.
Number 12, still on stage in 2026. On July 25th, 2025, Alice Cooper released The Revenge of Alice Cooper, the first studio album with the surviving members of his original band in more than 51 years, Michael Bruce, Dennis Dunaway, Neal Smith. Plus, on two tracks, the resurrected guitar of Glen Buxton, built from an old 15-second riff Dunaway had saved on a demo tape for decades, then produced into a full song by Bob Ezrin.
They called it “What Happened to You?” It was, according to multiple band members, their favorite song on the record. In September 2025, Alice launched a co-headlining tour with Judas Priest across North America, the first time he had toured with them since 1991. As of 2026, he is still on the road.
He is 78 years old. He plays a roughly 90-minute set every night. He still uses the guillotine. He still uses the gallows. He still wears the black makeup. His most famous quote about it all, given to a journalist in 2018, is the one that ought to be carved on something. “33 years ago, I came as close to joining them as possible without doing it. I’m a survivor.
” That is the story of Alice Cooper, a preacher’s son from Detroit who built an entire genre of music out of horror movies and switchblades, a man who drank himself to the doors of death twice and walked back both times, a husband who has been married for almost 50 years to the woman he met at a dance audition, a friend who outlived every drinking buddy he ever had, a father, a grandfather, a man with a handicap of five on the golf course and 30 studio albums to his name.
He invented shock rock and then survived it. He is the only one of them who did. If this story moved you, do something tonight. Put on “School’s Out.” Turn it up. Listen to Glen Buxton’s guitar riff, the one a 49-year-old man took to the grave in Iowa, the one that still opens stadium concerts in 2026.
That riff is what Vincent Damon Furnier built his whole life on top of. And that life is still being lived. Hit subscribe. We are telling another story like this next week about a rock star who didn’t get the second chance Alice did. Drop a comment with the first Alice Cooper song you ever heard.
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